Place your bets

[TallBill]

I'm meeting a chick from an internet dating website in about 30 minutes.. Yes at 12:30 on a sunday night, at her house.

 

[paulney]

She is a man.

 

[Corporate Thug]

either way, you'll probably not see her again after tonight.

 

[Alone]

You're being set up for murder.

Sorry, Bill.

 

[IronWing]

This will go one of two ways. Either way you'll leave w/o any cash.

 

[Tristicus]

I call yo stuffz

 

[Newbian]

You are going to be visiting a basement soon.

 

[Newbian]

This will go one of two ways. Either way you'll leave w/o any cash.

Is the other way with no money and one less kidney?

 

[TallBill]

Also, I'm not bringing my phone because it broke today. I just have an address and I'm hopping in a cab.

 

[brblx]

you're getting robbed or it's a man, baby.

could just be a lonely chubby chick, though, who knows. give her an extra thrust for me.

on the flipside, maybe it's some freaky nympho that just likes random sex at all hours (and she's hot). that happens, right?

 

[brblx]

Also, I'm not bringing my phone because it broke today. I just have an address and I'm hopping in a cab.

bring one of those ridiculously big black man condoms. if nothing else, try to suffocate your assailant.

 

[paulney]

you're getting robbed or it's a man, baby.

could just be a lonely chubby chick, though, who knows. give her an extra thrust for me.

on the flipside, maybe it's some freaky nympho that just likes random sex at all hours (and she's hot). that happens, right?

Only in my wet dreams.

 

[brblx]

also, if this is craigslist, the common sign for 'i'm cool' is to show up with pantyhose on your head. otherwise they'll think you're a cop.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

sexual relations outside of the covenant of marriage hurts the Christian spirit.

 

[MotionMan]

Subscribed for update.

MotionMan

 

[Locut0s]

sexual relations outside of the covenant of marriage hurts the Christian spirit.

I actually think you mean this.

 

[Rumpltzer]

I've done this late-night meeting thing. Not meeting for the first-time at a house, but it always ends up at a house.

I will also tell you that the shame does not easily wash off.

 

[highland145]

Sure hope Bill's avatar wasn't taken the wrong way.

 

[her209]

Did you pound her round? Bump for update.

 

[zokudu]

How did I miss this last night? Pics?

 

[LookBehindYou]

Definitely need an update on this. This thread has winning written all fucking over it.

 

[nick1985]

update

 

[roguerower]

I've done this late-night meeting thing. Not meeting for the first-time at a house, but it always ends up at a house.

I will also tell you that the shame does not easily wash off.

That's because you weren't using enough Axe body wash.

Bill...are you still alive?

 

[corwin]

Me wanna know too

 

[PottedMeat]

TallBill died of a perforated colon in a basement.

RIP TallBill