Plan to add this to my input sheet for a intranet website.

[ICRS]

I am designing a intraweb interface for the user to enter data into a database. I plan to track the number of time the user etemps to enter bad nonsense data. When that exceeds a threshold a warning will go off with sound screaming.

"WARNING A RETARD IS TRYING TO ENTER IN DATA HERE, WARNING RETARD ALERT, WARNING RETARD ALERT, LOCKING OUT RETARD FROM DATABASE"

Hope people like it.

 

[sjwaste]

I'm sure they'll love it.

 

[Crusty]

Hope you enjoy being unemployed....

 

[ViviTheMage]

stupid

 

[Injury]

I blame those WASPs at the head of the company.

 

[Joemonkey]

you know how software companies keep coming up with new ways to prevent piracy, like securom and dongles and such? and how pirates always come up w/ some way to circumvent these efforts?

No matter how fool proof you try to make something, there will be a big enough fool to fuck it up for ya... sorry man, just make good documentation and refer people to it when they fuck up

 

[TXHokie]

I'd be more subtle with a message like "IF YOU CONTINUE TO HAVE ISSUE, PLEASE CALL THE HELPDESK WITH YOUR NAME AND REPORT ERROR CODE ID-10-T"

 

[slsmnaz]

so a person who can't type is a retard?

 

[SpazzyChicken]

for a project in school...................mildly amusing

for a project at work/real world......gets you fired

 

[Gibson486]

the quadruple bypass may be complete.....

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: ICRS
I am designing a intraweb interface for the user to enter data into a database. I plan to track the number of time the user etemps to enter bad nonsense data. When that exceeds a threshold a warning will go off with sound screaming.

"WARNING A RETARD IS TRYING TO ENTER IN DATA HERE, WARNING RETARD ALERT, WARNING RETARD ALERT, LOCKING OUT RETARD FROM DATABASE"

Hope people like it.

checking your own spelling before calling people names.