Playmate was sucker punched

madoka

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Jun 22, 2004
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No one needs boobies that big. We need common sense laws to ban these high capacity racks.

http://nypost.com/2017/09/18/playboy-model-mulls-breast-reduction-after-almost-knocking-herself-out/

“It was a beautiful morning and the sun was rising. I was going full pelt, leaping over the waves on the shore when suddenly I felt something heavy smack against my chin.”

“It felt like I’d been sucker-punched and it knocked me off balance and I fell over. No one else was around and when I looked down I saw my right boob had come out.”

“It was like someone had thrown an uppercut at the exact moment I jumped a wave. It could have knocked me out.”
 

highland145

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Those flotation devices would have kept her afloat.
True but you still need to take into account the multiple contusions and lacerations. The "good Samaritans" can be vicious when trying to be the first and only one to render aid.
 
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Ugh huge fake tits are f'ing gross and unnatural looking.

I wouldn't say gross - it's just that they are obvious... especially when you're in your 30's and you know that by now they should have at least a LITTLE bit of a sag - but they are still shooting straight out like rockets. I've seen some good fake ones, and I've seen plenty of shitty ones.

But yeah, definitely prefer the au naturale.
 
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I don't think this is NSFW, but I just don't know any more how the mods will react.

With that warning, here she is with her husband:






Is that seriously her? Jesus fuck man, at least pick out a rich guy that doesn't look that horrible - yeesh.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Is that seriously her? Jesus fuck man, at least pick out a rich guy that doesn't look that horrible - yeesh.

It's not just finding a rich guy, it's finding one likely to die soon. Old, gross, fat and rich is better than young, attractive, fit and rich if you're hoping to inherit.
 
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It's not just finding a rich guy, it's finding one likely to die soon. Old, gross, fat and rich is better than young, attractive, fit and rich if you're hoping to inherit.

Valid point.

Though I would hope any man that rich is smart enough to get dumb bitches to sign a pre-nup. Also depends on the state right? Because in certain states by default anything owned prior to the marriage isn't necessarily entitled? I may be wrong there though....
 
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