"Please do not masturbate in the shower"

[ElFenix]

shower shoes!

 

[dr150]

Shower shoes will prevent slippage, but you'll track that sh*t back to the dorm room. Eww!

Can't guys just be curteous and wash that sh*t down the shower drain?!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Shower shoes, then while standing on one at a time you rinse them off from outside the stall.

- M4H

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: Lars
:Q

 

[emb09]

Originally posted by: Eli
:Q :Q

Is that for real? LOL......

 

[Joker81]

Thats bull crap. Anyways they couldn't legally put monitoring devices into a bathroom unless they like to be sued.

 

[Alex]

just get a room

 

[Fausto]

Hehe....the bathroom on my freshman hall had a "Chunk Chart" on the back of the door noting how many times each person on the hall had crawled in the john and yacked after spending the evening on Frat Row. The "winner" at the end of each semester got a case of Shaefer (worst. beer. ever.)

 

[EyeMWing]

Heh. This is why I will be attending a commuter school (That and it's OH SO CHEAPER)

No having to shower in someone else's jizz.

 

[bunker]

I'm so glad our dorm rooms had their own bathrooms. Granted, it was still one bathroom for 4 guys (two rooms connected by the bathroom) but you knew who was doing what and could yell/scream/kick the ass of whoever was fvcking it up.

 

[Triumph]

No way I would take a shower in those dorms WITHOUT flip-flops. Besides the spunk, those things were athlete's foot breeding grounds.

 

[no0b]

lol, in my dorm's bathroom we have a stall devoted to masturbation. its called the "spank bank" it has many nude pictures. Ironicaly enough it is always the cleanest stall and its where I do number 2.

 

[pecel]

LOL

 

[Ranger X]

Slip n' slide

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: no0b
lol, in my dorm's bathroom we have a stall devoted to masturbation. its called the "spank bank" it has many nude pictures. Ironicaly enough it is always the cleanest stall and its where I do number 2.

Splashback

 

[MazerRackham]

Horrible!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: no0b
lol, in my dorm's bathroom we have a stall devoted to masturbation. its called the "spank bank" it has many nude pictures. Ironicaly enough it is always the cleanest stall and its where I do number 2.

eww......you probaby have more DNA on your a$$ than in the rest of your body.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: Acanthus

Originally posted by: Lars
:Q

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: Joker81
Thats bull crap. Anyways they couldn't legally put monitoring devices into a bathroom unless they like to be sued.

The quiet voice of reason, drowned out by all the fappin'.

 

[SSibalNom]

LOL

 

[RU482]

I had to spend a weekend in jail once. The long term guys referred to the shower as "the place where dead babies go to swim"

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

Originally posted by: no0b
lol, in my dorm's bathroom we have a stall devoted to masturbation. its called the "spank bank" it has many nude pictures. Ironicaly enough it is always the cleanest stall and its where I do number 2.

Frankly that's the last place I'd go to do my business.

 

[PowerMacG5]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: Joker81
Thats bull crap. Anyways they couldn't legally put monitoring devices into a bathroom unless they like to be sued.

The quiet voice of reason, drowned out by all the fappin'.

What? I can't hear you.

 

[gistech1978]

i never experienced this.
but im also glad i wasnt on the same floor as the kid who called himself "Depiroth".
he was a weird dude and would apparently spank it multiple times a day.
but im pretty sure he was modest/courteous enough to keep it in his room most of the time.

 

[Corporate Thug]

what school is this?