Please don't "Arse" my desk

[DivideBYZero]

Hi there, French Guy, I appreciate that you need to discuss something important with the dude on the desk opposite mine, but please, don't arse my desk. It's just not cool. I may want to eat my lunch at my desk tomorrow, but that part of my desk is now out of bounds, because you planted your no-doubt poorly wiped butt on it.

I won't do it to your workspace. I'll be very respectful with regard to your working environment. I'll ensure that if I need to converse with a colleague near to you, I will stand. I have impeccable ass hygine, but let's be honest, it's an ass, and a table top is not designed to accept such a body part, so please, don't arse my desk.

 

[Jeeebus]

that's how the French mark their territory. You're now his bitch.

 

[Nitemare]

you should see what he does on it after you go home...

 

[dank69]

I just finished nailing your wife on your kitchen table.

 

[Felisity]

Thanks for putting a big smile on my face.

 

[Anubis]

unless hes nude chances are his pants are cleaner then your hands

 

[KeithTalent]

I have so much crap on my desk, it would not be possible to "arse" it.

KT

 

[darkxshade]

I'm going to your workplace... cause I'm gonna put my nutsack on your desk! Okay?

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

Do you secretly desire for him to sit on your lap?

 

[krunchykrome]

This thread reminds me of a coworker I worked with at an old job. He would literally raise his leg up and put his foot on my desk to tie his shoes. I'd be sitting in my chair and he'd just lift up his leg to my eye level and put his foot on the desk.

He would also pick his nose right in front of me and then proceed to touch everything, including my mouse. He would also fart no matter who was around; he wouldn't even flinch...sometimes I wasn't even sure that he knew he did it.

 

[thepd7]

I do this a lot and don't see any problem with it. I have two layers of clothes on for a reason.

 

[meltdown75]

don't desk his arse!!!!!!!!

 

[darkxshade]

If you really want to weird him out and make him stop... everytime he gets his ass off your desk, immediately plant your nose on or as close to that spot and start sniffing really loud and go "ahhhhhhhh"

 

[geno]

 

[Mike Gayner]

I have so much crap on my desk, it would not be possible to "arse" it.

KT

Ditto.

 

[coldmeat]

unless hes nude chances are his pants are cleaner then your hands

Even if he was nude, that could still be true.

 

[shortylickens]

How many do you need to clean a frenchman?

 

[DivideBYZero]

If you really want to weird him out and make him stop... everytime he gets his ass off your desk, immediately plant your nose on or as close to that spot and start sniffing really loud and go "ahhhhhhhh"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! :awe:

 

[brblx]

Even if he was nude, that could still be true.

if he's nude his pants are going to be even cleaner. unless he took his pants off because he shit himself...

 

[Perknose]

Hi there, French Guy [...] I have impeccable ass hygine...

You crazy kids might just make it. Love always finds a way! :awe:

 

[Perknose]

Doh!
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2061708

 

[JulesMaximus]

Yet another germophobe AT member...can't imagine any of you ever going to a gym or even shaking hands with someone if you're worried about stupid crap like this.

Would it shock you to know that I've had sex on desks at places I've worked? Edit-Not with Dr DividebyGermophobe around though of course.

 

[AMCRambler]

Yet another germophobe AT member...can't imagine any of you ever going to a gym or even shaking hands with someone if you're worried about stupid crap like this.

Would it shock you to know that I've had sex on desks at places I've worked? Edit-Not with Dr DividebyGermophobe around though of course.

Yeah Jules and I used to get nasty all the time on desks.

 

[brblx]

that's gross.

i just like to beat off and ejaculate into the copy machine.

yes, that's right. i am the source of all phantom paper jams.

 

[DivideBYZero]

that's gross.

i just like to beat off and ejaculate into the copy machine.

yes, that's right. i am the source of all phantom paper jams.

You're the Jizz-Jam Handjob Man?