Originally posted by: silverpig
There was a young fellow named perkin
Who was always jerkin his gherkin
His father said perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Originally posted by: scott916
Originally posted by: BoomerD
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who had a dick so long he could suck it...
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin..........
If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it.
Originally posted by: scorpious
CKent was meeting with his bookie
When he had an urge for some nookie
He stopped to see Lois Lane
Looked through her window pane
And saw a black guy loosening that pussy
Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: scorpious
CKent was meeting with his bookie
When he had an urge for some nookie
He stopped to see Lois Lane
Looked through her window pane
And saw a black guy loosening that pussy
Lois has never been meek
I'm aware of her wild streak
She gets a bit pissed
When I don't use my fist
So the black guy scandal is weak
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: Billyzeke
Originally posted by: scott916
Originally posted by: BoomerD
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Who had a dick so long he could suck it...
He said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin..........
If my ear was a pussy, I'd fuck it.
Originally posted by: scorpious
Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: scorpious
CKent was meeting with his bookie
When he had an urge for some nookie
He stopped to see Lois Lane
Looked through her window pane
And saw a black guy loosening that pussy
Lois has never been meek
I'm aware of her wild streak
She gets a bit pissed
When I don't use my fist
So the black guy scandal is weak
CKent thought he was prominent
Retorting back like he was "Karma Prince"
But what he did not know
Is that he has to show
A much larger stance of dominance
Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: scorpious
Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: scorpious
CKent was meeting with his bookie
When he had an urge for some nookie
He stopped to see Lois Lane
Looked through her window pane
And saw a black guy loosening that pussy
Lois has never been meek
I'm aware of her wild streak
She gets a bit pissed
When I don't use my fist
So the black guy scandal is weak
CKent thought he was prominent
Retorting back like he was "Karma Prince"
But what he did not know
Is that he has to show
A much larger stance of dominance
It's true that I hang my head low
And might not have that masculine glow
But the log in my pants
Means I don't need The Stance
To avoid ever being told "no"
Originally posted by: CKent
The size of my meat's beyond question
In porn I'm an "Honorable Mention"
As for teh ghey
I don't go that way
If I did, gay rights would have blessin's
Originally posted by: OverVolt
This thread is NSFAN
Not safe for anyone normal.
Originally posted by: Billyzeke
A right twisted wench from Caprees-ed
Orgasmed each time that she sneez-ed
To the druggist she went
And laid down her last cent
Said, "A barrel of snuff, if you pleas-ed."
Originally posted by: G Wizard
I?m the sheriff here, there is no doubt.
No nonsense style is what I?m about
I could feel their dread
As I calmly said.
?Excuse me while I whip this out?