POLL: Are You A Christian???

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Insane3D

Originally posted by: WarmAndSCSI

Originally posted by: Insane3D

DARK LORD REPRUHZENNNNNNNNT!

DARK LORD IN DA HOUUUUUUZZZZZZZZ!!

I'm about sick of you crapping in my thread

I know you're not really a devil-worshiper, so I shall tolerate your feces

*crap*

:|

HEY, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING :| INSTEAD OF :evil: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHI7 IN MY THREAD, USE :evil: - :| pisses me off!!!!!!!!!

The Dark Lord's servants pay no heed to "Christains"!! :|:|:|:|:|:|


Our plan to induce you into a rage has succeeded!! Visits by the Olsen Twins for all of the Dark Lord's servants tonight! :|

:evil:

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Oh, and along the same lines: I don't believe you'll burn in Hell if you don't believe in Jesus. If you've read my other posts about my opinions on the afterlife, you'd know that I believe you go wherever your mind is set on going in your afterlife when you die... Seems weird, I know, but it's what I believe.

example: If you believe you're going to Heaven, you're gonna go to Heaven

example: If you believe you're going to Hell, you're gonna go to Hell

 

[Insane3D]

example: If you believe you're going to Hell, you're gonna go to Hell

You mean New Jersey?

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: Insane3D

example: If you believe you're going to Hell, you're gonna go to Hell

You mean New Jersey?

Yeah, if you believe you're going to end up in NJ when you die, you will

LOL

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Satanists dont worship the devil... they picked the name to piss the christians off.. it has nothing at all to do with satan. Its simply believing in doing whats right for yourself.

I've heard that before, but here is what Dictionary.com brings up...

Satanism

 

[FrustratedUser]

Well it is my real name. Does that count?

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

ka-bump

 

[ElFenix]

whoa, how did i miss all this dark lord of the sith talk? wheres darth vader?

 

[Insane3D]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
whoa, how did i miss all this dark lord of the sith talk? wheres darth vader?

All heil the Dark Lord!! He will drink the blood of the innocent and bring a new darkness to the world!! :|:|:|

Oh, and he is not Darth Vader! Vader is the Dark Lord's b*tch! :|

:evil:

 

[Siddhartha]

No I am not a Christian. But there is nothing wrong with being one...

 

[Chaotic42]

Yes, according to your definition, I'm a Christian.

I'm not a typical one though.

 

[dighn]

i guess i'd have to say i'm agnostic

don't currently have a strong belief in anything but i'm open-minded.

 

[Harabecw]

I don't believe in anything. I lead my own life and am happy about it. I don't need to convince myself someone else is doing the job for me.
so, I'm....me?

 

[SWScorch]

I consider myself agnostic. Used to be atheist, but I realized its ignorant to think that I can be positively certain that go does not exist.

Even if I did decide that god exists, I doubt I would be christian. Organized religion scares me. A lot. Religion is the work of men, not god.

Although I have been labelled a Satanist before. People tend to think I'm evil for some reason. Mwahahaha :evil:

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

BUMP! I need 200 votes for this to be official

 

[Electric Amish]

No.

amish

 

[iwearnosox]

Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
No I am not a Christian. But there is nothing wrong with being one...

lol. My friend's a Christian, errr, ummm, not that there's anything wrong with that...

 

[fjorner]

interesting... i'm sure there are those people who do know, but I bet that a good portion of people who respond 'agnostic' don't know what the FOOK it means.

 

[Lyfer]

I am anything I want to be.

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Come on, four more votes

 

[Konigin]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
No no... this won't do at all...

Christians are mostly redneck liberal hippie conservatives who emit a foul and unpleasant oder.

There, now it's more like an ATOT thread.

You live in LZ, and your talking about redneck!!! Lol

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

Originally posted by: Konigin

Originally posted by: MacBaine
No no... this won't do at all...

Christians are mostly redneck liberal hippie conservatives who emit a foul and unpleasant oder.

There, now it's more like an ATOT thread.

You live in LZ, and your talking about redneck!!! Lol

LZ??? I don't think he was being serious either.

 

[clamum]

POLL: Are You A Christian???

Fvck no

 

[Haller]

**zips up the flame suit and hides behind a heat shield...i'm a Christian

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
No no... this won't do at all... Christians are mostly redneck liberal hippie conservatives who emit a foul and unpleasant oder. There, now it's more like an ATOT thread.

LOL!!!!

I guess I'd say I am a pseudo Christian/Agnostic. Hard to truly classify.