Poll: Army, Navy, Air Force or Marines

[NoreagaCNN]

<< I was in the Air Force 10 years... But I would have never joined if I would have had an opportunity to get an education and a 50K+ job. >>



Im still going to school, so thats not the point. BTW i want join the FBI, lol. Thats my lifelong dream, now dont laugh at that.

-Nore

 

[NoreagaCNN]

<< If you want to join the armed forces thats fine but if you are doing this for the rush you will be history after the first week. make sure this is something you want to do >>



I basically have thought about it and know what im doing, im just saying that.........hmm NM. Im just saying if im going to join 1 of them, i migth as well join the one I like more. They give you an M16A2, now thats damn ill. I know they dont &quot;give&quot; it to you, but you use it.

-Nore

 

[MISTER 2 U]

Warcleric,
it has been a while since I was in but, wouldn't Nore be able to sign on as infrantry as his specialty
and then if he likes it go on to the others? When I was in the army they were preaching on how you should be a ranger or whatever.
If FBI is what he wants would a MP unit work??

 

[NoreagaCNN]

<< it has been a while since I was in but, wouldn't Nore be able to sign on as infrantry as his specialty >>



I think that can be done, all my questions will be answered tomorrow. I was gonna go today, but snow messed up everything.

-Nore

 

[AlphaIVT]

whats the difference between Marines and the ARMY?

 

[AlphaIVT]

whats the difference between Marines and the ARMY?

 

[MISTER 2 U]

Nore if you think this is ILLL

<<<<<<They give you an M16A2, now thats damn ill>>>>>>>
they let you use alot more than a m16.

I agree pick the one that YOU like best

 

[MISTER 2 U]

ask A LOT OF QUESTIONS and make sure they give you a correct answer and not just BS.
good luck

 

[NoreagaCNN]

<< they let you use alot more than a m16. >>




Oooohhhh, interesting.



<< ask A LOT OF QUESTIONS and make sure they give you a correct answer and not just BS. >>



Thanks a lot, Im gonna make sure I get the answers im looking for and not some stupid crap, my friend got brainwashed into joining the NAVY but the funny thing is he likes it now. His recruiter lied a lot to him also, but I guess since he liked it he didnt mind.

-Nore

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

well, since I'm a sick fvck, an asshole, a plotting bastard, Satan's Bitch, and am downright nasty to people who try fvcking with me, the Marines are nothing short that literal relatives.

 

[JellyBaby]

warcleavage, so what's your point? You can enumerate it can't you?

 

[MISTER 2 U]

Alpha,
The difference is this
One day a Armyman and a marine were taking a piss at the urnils in the mens room at a bar.
When they finished the marine went over and washed his hands and the armyman was walking out of thr mens room
The marine said &quot;in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we pee&quot;
the armyman turned and said &quot; in the army they teach us not to pee on our hands&quot;

 

[AlphaIVT]

lol, thats so funny!

but really, whats the differnce? lol, thats still funny

 

[TravisBickle]

marines, honorable discharge
signed, Killer

 

[glenn1]

i served in the Army myself (10 years), but worked with the Marines on a few occasions.... i won't presume to tell you which is the &quot;better&quot; service to join, but if you had any particular questions you wanted to ask, feel free... just PM me sometime or ask in the thread, and i'll try to give you an honest answer

 

[Schola]

Go Air Force

got to get that in because My family has been airforce
grandfather,father,uncle

Schola

 

[Semper Fi]

Marine Corps

 

[GreenBeret]

You might call me a military peep.

Dad was a
1) Enlisted army (vietnam)
2) naval nuclear electrician (base closures forced job change)
3) Air Force reservist (retired)
4) DoD Civilian attatched to Air Force (now)

And my GF's dad is an Air Force chaplain, so.. Aim High.

 

[damien6]

Army all the way!
If you want to have fun, make that an Infantryman (Light Infantry, Mechanized Infantry, Air Assault Infantry, Airborne Infantry) but people get kind of uptight when they enter Ranger school and spoils all the fun. Spent the best seven years of my life damaging my hearing and all but what a blast. (literally)




&quot;What arm services did you desided on son? Why come into my office so we can talk.&quot;

Navy sir = &quot;You don't want to join the Navy son. Why they're bunch of girls wearing bell bottom jeans w/bibs and cute little fairy hats.&quot;

maybe Marine = &quot;Don't you know son, they're half army and half navy? They're like queers in drags trying to act like a real man putting up a show to hide their girlishness. Just look at their fancy uniforms. Why they spend more time trying to look good like a bunch of girls going out on prom night more than anything.&quot;

how about airforce? = &quot;you mean those glorified air jockeys that plays taxi to the rest of the arm services half the time and delivers parcels the other half the time? Do I got that right son, that you want to join some chicken $hit outfit to service everyone else? That's kind of what whores do, isn't it?&quot;

&quot;Then what do you think is the best sir?&quot;


&quot;I'm glad that you asked son and I'll tell you, why it's ARMY! See this ribbon here? That says that I faced some pink pus_y communists somewhere and introduced him to his ancestors. See that there badge? That's to say what a bad mother f_cker I was and how I can almost sergically inplant a metal object pretty much where I wish on another man's body. This little patch says I'm an American who loves this country for what it stands for and willing to kick the living daylight out any lilly livered piss ant who want to destroy this wonderful nation. Not like those that waves the flags when ever it pleases them and always takes from this nation but never contributed anything what so ever. This little eagle patch says, I'm a member of the best of the best and tell other I'm the type of person who kicks a@@ and takes name afterward. That's 101st Screaming Eagle son, where poontan and beer halls are everywhere. What do you say son, want to be a man or be a member of a chicken $hit Village People?&quot;


&quot;Where do I sign up to be a real man?&quot;

 

[Handle]

One day a Armyman and a marine were taking a piss at the urnils in the mens room at a bar.
When they finished the marine went over and washed his hands and the armyman was walking out of thr mens room
The marine said &quot;in the marines they teach us to wash our hands after we pee&quot;
the armyman turned and said &quot; in the army they teach us not to pee on our hands.

Maybe in the Air Force, they'll teach them to do both... not pee on their hands and wash them anyway.

 

[Cheapster]

First you must decide what you want to do, then making the choice between the services will be easy. As people have mentioned, the Army isn't all guns and outdoors, there are many REMFs that never see the outside, so don't use that in your decision making. If you like playing with guns and war games, check out the Army, esp. the Rangers. Otherwise if it's a desk job you seek, think about the Air Force. I was in the Army (Airborne Infantry), but was raised an Air Force brat, so I could tell you the differences between those two. Good luck, and let us know what you decide.

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

This whole thing sounds really phony, and frankly the majority of the respondents seem to have no firsthand experience with the military at all. If you are really a rich kid looking for fun and only a nominal interest in serving your country, the military is no place for you.

The Air Force offers a quality of life that the other services cannot approach, and tends to attract the best-educated, highest-testing recruits. If you want a truly hardcore disciplinary/training experience, the Marines is clearly the scariest service. With your attitude you would never make it in any special forces unit, and the Marines might be the closest you can get.

 

[NoreagaCNN]

<< This whole thing sounds really phony, and frankly the majority of the respondents seem to have no firsthand experience with the military at all. If you are really a rich kid looking for fun and only a nominal interest in serving your country, the military is no place for you. >>



No it doesnt sound really phony cause its the fu**ing truth, jeez. Its like they say when your rich, money aint everything. Its no fun getting everything you want, well it gets old after a while.

-Nore

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

With your poor grammar and spelling you may not be Air Force material (and again I am frankly dubious about a person with your apparent lack of education coming from such a wealthy background). I suggest you seek out further education instead. You might consider joining ROTC at a public university in your area. Perhaps if you cannot get into a decent school, consider testing around to see which services would take you. Many people benefit from the experience of a one-term enlisted hitch prior to going to college.

 

[NoreagaCNN]

<< With your poor grammar and spelling you may not be Air Force material >>



OK Jackass, what Poor grammar and spelling??? DO you even know WTF your talking about. This thread was all good until your ass showed up.

-Nore