I've never experienced any discomfort while eating Cap'n Crunch
Why are you people chewing with the roof of your mouth?
I met Cap'n Crunch once (the old school phone phreaker/hacker) back in the early 90s. He was one of the worst-smelling human beings I've had the pleasure of meeting, but it was really when he asked me to join him in some "stretching exercises" that I began to retch.
Is there seriously any bad name brand kid's cereal? I know there are some nasty ass adult cereals that are akin to eating cardboard, but most kid's cereal is just sugar pressed into a shape, it can't be bad.
No. Cereal is supposed to remain crunchy, not turn into a soggy mush when you pour milk into it.
Trash, I eat oats with flax seed walnuts or almonds in it with natures sugar, raisins on top if I eat cereal. Which is rare since I hate cold foods. This is why I'm almost 40 and still get carded. You are what you eat.
Rice Crispies
Those are damn good, when you can get your wife or Mom to whip you up some Rice Crispy treats for your Birthday. At least that's what I do.