POLL: Charlie Harper vs Sam Mallone.

[DonaldC]

Another vote for Charlie even though the show is not as good now.

 

[torpid]

Originally posted by: actuarial

Originally posted by: torpid
OK, let me amend to say that if we took either of them out of their fictional environment and placed them in the real world, I'd rather hang out with Charlie. But if we must take into account their fictional environment, it's Sam all the way.

I'll take that one step further. I'd rather crash on Charlie's couch ALA Alan (minus the divorce, I don't want to BE Alan) in his fictional world, than be a barfly hanging out with Sam in the Cheers environment. I think I'd also rather go trolling for chicks with Charlie, as he has a knack for finding multiple women and if Alan is any indication, he's willing to share!

To put it a final way, let's say both fictional environs were real, and they were both your uncles. I think I'd be taking more trips to Malibu to hang out with Uncle Charlie than heading up to Boston to chill with Uncle Sam!

Not me. I'd find the people constantly around Charlie and the situations they are always in to be extremely irritating. I couldn't stand more than 5 minutes. I'd find Cheers more entertaining, in that sort of endearing "my dad tells the same joke 500 times" way.

 

[eits]

charlie harper.

free chiropractic adjustments, house on the beach, hot women, funny nephew, etc.

 

[actuarial]

Originally posted by: torpid
Not me. I'd find the people constantly around Charlie and the situations they are always in to be extremely irritating. I couldn't stand more than 5 minutes. I'd find Cheers more entertaining, in that sort of endearing "my dad tells the same joke 500 times" way.

To each his own I guess. I'll send you a postcard from the beach!

 

[darkxshade]

Cliff Clavin > Charlie Harper > Sam Malone

At least he eventually found a gig voice acting in all the Pixar movies.

 

[dennilfloss]

Charlie got to boink characters played by April Bowlby, Ming Na Wen, Susan Blakely, Alicia Witt, Heather Locklear, Jeri Ryan and Morgan Fairchild. In terms of nookie, it's not even a contest.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Thanks to this thread I now know who Charlie Harper is.....

Time to take my Geritol and apply my Just For Men.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Charlie got to boink characters played by April Bowlby, Ming Na Wen, Susan Blakely, Alicia Witt, Heather Locklear, Jeri Ryan and Morgan Fairchild. In terms of nookie, it's not even a contest.

that's nothing compared to who vinnie chance banged

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt

Originally posted by: amdhunter

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Charlie Harper by a mile. Sam worked too hard, Charlie had money without even trying.

Beach house in Malibu is miles ahead of working nights in Boston.

Sam Mallone loved his job and still had a lot of money. If you follow 3 and a half men, there are hints everywhere that Charlie Harper lived paycheck to paycheck or on gambling winnings.

What 3 and a Half Men are you watching? The one episode where he almost ran out of money he fell into the gig of doing kids songs and immediately signed a contract where he was rolling in it again. Charlie lost a fortune gambling, lost a fortune on girls, lost a fortune on booze and still had a fortune. Sam on the other hand was broke a lot and during some of the series didn't even own the bar. He was forced to work there just to scrape by. Charlie has a beach house in Malibu worth millions and during the course of the series has owned several Mercedes including an AMG and also a Ferrari 360 Spyder. Their financial status isn't even close.

this. and charlie is funnier. also, the girls on that show have consistently been way hotter than the girls they used in cheers

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: actuarial

Originally posted by: torpid

Originally posted by: actuarial

Originally posted by: geno
Mallone got to hang with Cliff and Normie, and Kirstie Alley back when she was hot

Kandi >>> Kirstie, even if Alan did take her as sloppy seconds.

Also, Charlie married a HOT ballerina. A ballerina man, think about it!

Yeah but his "life" (aka the show) is so trite, unfunny, boring, and stupid that he probably won't actually enjoy it no matter whom he married. It would be like marrying a beautiful woman then being forced to live in a non-stop polka fest.

While the show may not be as good as Cheers (I still think it's funny, but to each his own), I think I'd be more inclined to party with a guy like Charlie than Sam.

I would think that Charlie's gotten more ass than Sam, and it's all smokin hot. Now for the most part these girls couldn't calculate the tip on the cheque they're not picking up, and Sam seemed to land the more classy ladies (as far as I can recall, I haven't seen a Cheers re-run on tv in years), so I guess it depends on your definition of 'quality' as to whether or not this is a debate between quantity and quality.

dude, shelley long. that was supposed to be sams hot chick. shelly fucking long. she couldnt play the maid in 2 1/2 men, at least the maid is scary funny.