Yep. Spent a day doing hard time for hopping the D train back in the 90s.
Of course not.
However, when asked if I have ever been convicted of a felony, I always answer the same:
"No, never convicted."
Yes. I have a lengthy criminal record that includes several felony convictions.
Holy crap Boomer, who'd you assault? Lol
Holy crap Boomer, who'd you assault? Lol
That's top secret. If I tell ya...I gotta kill ya...and I'm to fucking tired.
Noobs that ask too many questions.
Must resist joke about sundown...
Guys that ask too many questions.
Must resist joke about sundown...
Ahahaha. There is some movie that has come out recently where the guy is asked....
"Have you ever convicted of .....*long list of serious crimes*....?"
And the guy responds....
"At the same time?"
My ATOT infraction list is about a mile long.