Poll: Do you sit on public toilets?

[bladder23]

hell no

 

[Anubis]

yes,

always give it a wipe over first but yea i sit down

 

[OhSnap688]

Never, I don't know how many sluts use the restroom and if they have warts on their asses. EWWWW

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
I doubt one of the most porus materials in the damn household wil prtect your butt from anything that is on a toilet, which isn't much. Your average table has more bacteria than a toilet seat.

and who plunks their bare ass down on a table?

Who eats with their ass? Seems odd to me that some people have no problem understanding that humans are capable of building a contraption to launch themselves into space but apparently think that we haven't come far enough to develop skin thick enough to prevent a few bacteria from entering after contact with our ass cheeks.

Seems like hovering would only lead to MORE pee and poo on the seat.

Go ahead and lick a public toilet seat for all I care. Probably won't kill you, so what is stopping you?

When I hover I hit the water better than you do standing up and taking a wizz. Wanna bet on that?

And get it straight, I said *I don't* shit in public restrooms so get the idea that there is crap on the seat b/c of someone hovering out of your little head.

 

[TheNewbie]

I get in "grab a sit" do my business and get out, I don't start any masterpiece TP engineering work in there.
Once my cell phone fell in, I picked it up, wiped it a little and was good to go.

Yes, after serving in the army you can do all sorts of shit you didn't think you're capable of before.

 

[Ninjja]

never!! I've mastered the squat!!

 

[pontifex]

yes, but I at least wipe it off with some toilet paper before i sit down.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Go ahead and lick a public toilet seat for all I care. Probably won't kill you, so what is stopping you?

When I hover I hit the water better than you do standing up and taking a wizz. Wanna bet on that?

And get it straight, I said *I don't* shit in public restrooms so get the idea that their is crap on the seat b/c of someone hovering out of your little head.

Why would I lick a toilet seat in the first place? What the hell would that prove?

I think the point you are working for is that you want me to say "Because other people's asses have been on there"... but I'm not too stuck on myself to think that my ass is somehow blessed by the Virgin Mary and can't come in contact with plastic that might have touched other asses or excrement in the past.


And for the record, yes, I do want to bet that I get less piss on the seat of a toilet than you do hovering because the seat isn't even down when I do it... because I'm not one of those inconsiderate pricks that thinks everyone should clean their piss off the seat before they can use it.

 

[ForumMaster]

hardly ever but if i do, i'll put toilet paper on it first. public toilets are hardly ever clean.

 

[clamum]

I wipe the seat quick with toilet paper first, but yeah I sit.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Go ahead and lick a public toilet seat for all I care. Probably won't kill you, so what is stopping you?

When I hover I hit the water better than you do standing up and taking a wizz. Wanna bet on that?

And get it straight, I said *I don't* shit in public restrooms so get the idea that their is crap on the seat b/c of someone hovering out of your little head.

Why would I lick a toilet seat in the first place? What the hell would that prove?

It would prove your almightiness, and infallibility. :roll:

Originally posted by: InjuryI think the point you are working for is that you want me to say "Because other people's asses have been on there"... but I'm not too stuck on myself to think that my ass is somehow blessed by the Virgin Mary and can't come in contact with plastic that might have touched other asses or excrement in the past.


And for the record, yes, I do want to bet that I get less piss on the seat of a toilet than you do hovering because the seat isn't even down when I do it... because I'm not one of those inconsiderate pricks that thinks everyone should clean their piss off the seat before they can use it.

*golf clap*

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Go ahead and lick a public toilet seat for all I care. Probably won't kill you, so what is stopping you?

When I hover I hit the water better than you do standing up and taking a wizz. Wanna bet on that?

And get it straight, I said *I don't* shit in public restrooms so get the idea that their is crap on the seat b/c of someone hovering out of your little head.

Why would I lick a toilet seat in the first place? What the hell would that prove?

I think the point you are working for is that you want me to say "Because other people's asses have been on there"... but I'm not too stuck on myself to think that my ass is somehow blessed by the Virgin Mary and can't come in contact with plastic that might have touched other asses or excrement in the past.


And for the record, yes, I do want to bet that I get less piss on the seat of a toilet than you do hovering because the seat isn't even down when I do it... because I'm not one of those inconsiderate pricks that thinks everyone should clean their piss off the seat before they can use it.

FTW

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Go ahead and lick a public toilet seat for all I care. Probably won't kill you, so what is stopping you?

When I hover I hit the water better than you do standing up and taking a wizz. Wanna bet on that?

And get it straight, I said *I don't* shit in public restrooms so get the idea that their is crap on the seat b/c of someone hovering out of your little head.

Why would I lick a toilet seat in the first place? What the hell would that prove?

I think the point you are working for is that you want me to say "Because other people's asses have been on there"... but I'm not too stuck on myself to think that my ass is somehow blessed by the Virgin Mary and can't come in contact with plastic that might have touched other asses or excrement in the past.


And for the record, yes, I do want to bet that I get less piss on the seat of a toilet than you do hovering because the seat isn't even down when I do it... because I'm not one of those inconsiderate pricks that thinks everyone should clean their piss off the seat before they can use it.

FTW

cool, maybe you guys could start a club. :thumbsup:

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: astroidea

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
I doubt one of the most porus materials in the damn household wil prtect your butt from anything that is on a toilet, which isn't much. Your average table has more bacteria than a toilet seat.

and who plunks their bare ass down on a table?

Who eats with their ass? Seems odd to me that some people have no problem understanding that humans are capable of building a contraption to launch themselves into space but apparently think that we haven't come far enough to develop skin thick enough to prevent a few bacteria from entering after contact with our ass cheeks.

Seems like hovering would only lead to MORE pee and poo on the seat.

because it's obviously not about the bacteria.
It's the revolting thought of dozens of guy's urine and fecal matter touching your ass.
I assure you that my piss has no bacteria in it... would you let me pee on you?

which is why you wipe it off first? Not that hard to think about. It's not like the seat is a sponge or something. I've never seen clear poo, so it's pretty obvious to tell when it's on there... so you move to the next stall or go to the next place. Most retail stores have their bathrooms cleaned a few times a day so it's not so inconceivable that there is a clean restroom SOMEWHERE near you. Like I said, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

If I shit on a plate, and then wipe it off, would you touch it?
Just wiping isn't really effective.

No one is saying that you wouldn't go. Just that many of us doesn't like the idea of our skin directly touching someone's waste.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
Yes I do, and I'm not dead yet.

Me either. OCD ftl.

I'd like to see one credible source referencing anything that anyone's ever contracted from a toilet seat.

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
Yes... anyone see the Mythbusters on toilet seat sanitation? They carry very little bacteria. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat.

That doesn't worry me, I just don't like putting my bare butt on a cold seat.

You all might find it interesting to know that most eastern european countries use squatters, toilets without any seats. I don't know why, guess they got tired of their women complaining about leaving the seat up? :laugh:

 

[Eli]

Of course. What am I going to do, hover?

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Yes, I've sat on some of the most disgusting toilets in the world and don't care anymore.

:thumbsup::beer:

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: astroidea
If I shit on a plate, and then wipe it off, would you touch it?
Just wiping isn't really effective.

No one is saying that you wouldn't go. Just that many of us doesn't like the idea of our skin directly touching someone's waste.

Is the shit gone?

 

[poopaskoopa]

I do a quick scan for any spots on the seat. If it's clean, I get comfy on it with my smart phone out. EVDO in the men's room FTW.

 

[UTmtnbiker]

Drop my draws, do my business.

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
When I hover I hit the water better than you do standing up and taking a wizz. Wanna bet on that?

Um... so if he accepts your bet, I think we'll need your hovering proof in uncensored video format.

 

[FoBoT]

i carry a flame thrower to burn off the germs first


:roll:

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i carry a flame thrower to burn off the germs first

I approve of your hardcore ways.

 

[Farang]

squat toilets ftw

squat toilets without toilet paper ftl