MY wife gets so jelouse if I even blink at another woman REGARDLESS of what big, small, young, or old she is.
she could be 400 lbs and 73 years old and I'd do something as simple as picking up a piece of paper or even a dollar up off the ground that she had dropped, and tap the woman on the sholder and said "Here you dropped this"
she'd just about bitchslap me for it.
And then she'd spend the next 48 hours accusing me of cheating on her. Of course with no proof she'd eventully give up.