A couple years ago I had a small gathering at my place with about 4 buddies in attendance. We were all 20 at the time I believe. We all drank a bit, maybe 4 or 5 beers each over the course of several hours so nobody was really smashed. The only exception was this one guy who drank half of a 375ml bottle of Captain Morgan, he was completely sh1tfaced. Unfortunately, the kid had drove to my house in his car, so we had to figure out a way to get him and his car home. We told him that one of us (me) would drive his car home, and someone else would follow. The kid flat out refused and started putting up a stink about it, crying (literally) about how he didn't want his mother to see him drunk. He kept demanding to sleep on the couch and I told him to F off, since we were willing to get him and his car home in a safe manner. Finally I told him if he wouldn't take a ride home, then he could sleep in his goddamn car in the driveway because he wasn't sleeping on my couch. He had puked a few times already and I didn't want him doing it again in the middle of the night and making a mess. So that's what he did, he slept in his car overnight and drove himself home in the morning