Poll: Dry or Wet paper?

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Ornery
Why limit yourself? I can go either way!

that was what i thought this thread was gonna be about

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

We use both...depending on what we are doing of course!

 

[Josephus]

It's a small price to pay for that truely clean effect....

We have no problems with ripping, tearing, or flushing... I swear, some of the discussions around here sound like one of my 80+ year old mother-in-law's bridge parties

 

[Murphyrulez]

Who in the world takes a shower after they take a crap? What are you, 6, and don't know how to wipe your ass?

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
Who in the world takes a shower after they take a crap? What are you, 6, and don't know how to wipe your ass?

I am not really that anal, but think about it this way - would you pick up a dog turd with you bare hands, then just wipe them on a dry paper towell and call them clean?
No. You would proably wash your hands. Now, I don't have to take a shower after a crap, but the idea that dry paper gets your ass clean is rediculous.

 

[Murphy Durphy]

Originally posted by: glen

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
Who in the world takes a shower after they take a crap? What are you, 6, and don't know how to wipe your ass?

I am not really that anal, but think about it this way - would you pick up a dog turd with you bare hands, then just wipe them on a dry paper towell and call them clean?
No. You would proably wash your hands. Now, I don't have to take a shower after a crap, but the idea that dry paper gets your ass clean is rediculous.

Your supposed to let your ass do the work, not pry them out with your fingers. I think you need to reread the directions on the toilet paper package one more time.

 

[StageLeft]

Wet wipes we have, though I don't use them. Wet is like using swiffer products for your cleaning: not until you heard about them did you think you needed them. You're no cleaner, but your wallet is lighter.

 

[bigredguy]

Originally posted by: glen

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
Who in the world takes a shower after they take a crap? What are you, 6, and don't know how to wipe your ass?

I am not really that anal, but think about it this way - would you pick up a dog turd with you bare hands, then just wipe them on a dry paper towell and call them clean?
No. You would proably wash your hands. Now, I don't have to take a shower after a crap, but the idea that dry paper gets your ass clean is rediculous.

You must eat with your hole then.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip

Your supposed to let your ass do the work, not pry them out with your fingers.

Best.
Quote.
Ever!!!!!!1!!1`~~

 

[monk3y]

I put water on the dry ones.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip

Originally posted by: glen

Originally posted by: Murphyrulez
Who in the world takes a shower after they take a crap? What are you, 6, and don't know how to wipe your ass?

I am not really that anal, but think about it this way - would you pick up a dog turd with you bare hands, then just wipe them on a dry paper towell and call them clean?
No. You would proably wash your hands. Now, I don't have to take a shower after a crap, but the idea that dry paper gets your ass clean is rediculous.

Your supposed to let your ass do the work, not pry them out with your fingers. I think you need to reread the directions on the toilet paper package one more time.

Oh sweet Jesus, this is a first. Trying not to hurl while laughing my ass off Kudos :beer:

 

[lobadobadingdong]

kleenex cottonelle still seems to keep our skiddies free from streakers....on that note, this is quite possibley the strangest question I've seen on these forums.

 

[Sukhoi]

I prefer to let my dog have a snack.

 

[Jeff7181]

Someone please tell me this discussion isn't actually taking place...

 

[Sukhoi]

Oh, it is. Learn to love it.

In my sit/stand poll (before it got locked :| ) the results were running close to 50/50...surprised me since I thought standing was the only way. I don't want my hand close to the toilet water!

 

[dfi]

I was watching a recent mythbuster. They concluded that there's fecal coliform basically everywhere. It seems that sh*t happens... everywhere.

Btw, I thought this was going to be a thread about sandpaper.

dfi

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: DurocShark

Originally posted by: HajikuFlip

Your supposed to let your ass do the work, not pry them out with your fingers.

Best.
Quote.
Ever!!!!!!1!!1`~~

HAHAH I agree, my eyes are watering I'm laughing so hard.

 

[CTho9305]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Ornery
Why limit yourself? I can go either way!

that was what i thought this thread was gonna be about

 

[FoBoT]

corn cobb or a few pages from the sears catalog

 

[bigredguy]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
corn cobb or a few pages from the sears catalog

that's and exit only buddy, don't go shoving corn cobbs where they don't belong. Maybe that's where the term cornhole came from.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: CTho9305

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Ornery
Why limit yourself? I can go either way!

that was what i thought this thread was gonna be about

Yeah, I thought the same

 

[ohtwell]

Dry!!

Wet is for pvssies!


: ) Amanda

 

[Shockwave]

Ya'll a buncha damned sicko's. Flaky city slickers anyways, we still usin the JC Penny magazine for the wipin we need.

 

[BD2003]

You need both. Wet is nice, and dry does the job, but together, they are far more than the sum of their parts.

First, you need to do the heavy work with the dry. Might take two passes, depending on consistency.

Then, the wet will clean up the "smear", and just make your ass feel like a million bucks.

The last step is the most crucial. You need to use the dry again, to dry your ass, and pick up any left behind residue.


Going without the wet is like taking a shower without soap. But honestly, its more of a craft you learn over time. You need to be able to judge on the fly which is appropriate. Sometimes you just gotta jump in the shower.

But Ive been saying it for years...this is the 21st century...we can do better than toilet paper now.

 

[Kalvin00]

One word:





Squirrel.











JK, dry. Why people suddenly need to be so much cleaner now about wiping than in the last bazillion years is beyond me..