If you said wife, I'd be there....I've only ever dated girls who are into the abstinence until marriage thing. If it was any of my previous girlfriends, I would definitely say computer, much easier to deal with, much nicer, never complaining about stupid stuff (I take that back, I'd have to have Windows installed), and more fun to hang out with. But, I guess that is why they are all ex-girlfriends, eh?