Poll: Guys, what would you do if a woman was beating the living crap out of you??

[NFS4]

I was posting in another thread about not hitting women, but what if you got ganged up by a couple of chicks or so (or maybe just one big girl) and they started beating the crap out of you for no reason (or maybe you pissed them off or something). Would you:

1) Take it like a man
2) Crawl into the fetal position and scream for your mama
3) Grab for their arms/legs to stop them from beating/kicking you
4) Just start swinging in all directions hoping to score a hit

 

[psteng19]

5) Grab their Boobies

 

[SavageDubz]

Why don't u just tell us what u did when that happened?

 

[snakesnfrogs]

I'd try #3, but if that didn't work, #4 would. If a woman is going to act like a man, she's most likely going to get treated like one.

 

[NFS4]

<< Why don't u just tell us what u did when that happened? >>


I've never been in a fight.

 

[helppls]

Run around in circles for no appearent reason, but that's me, thx.

 

[NovaTerra]

Women are always screaming that they want to be treated like equals, right?

I would just kick her square in the nutz.

 

[NFS4]

<< Women are always screaming that they want to be treated like equals, right?

I would just kick her square in the nutz. >>


Hahaha, that's a classic

 

[Sluggo]

I would kill myself before anyone I knew saw me getting the crap kicked out of me by a girl.

 

[apoppin]

Whatever was possible to stop the beating.

Each situation is different.

Generally, I try to get out of a fight. If I have to, I will defend myself - doesn't matter the gender.

 

[geno]

#3

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Ask Goldenbear

 

[V]

#3 for me. I might try #4 if they are beating me hard.

 

[SSP]

I take crap from no one. If she were seriously trying to beat me up, I'd knock her down (not too hard). The sad thing is... I will be found guilty if she sues. Double standards...

 

[Soybomb]

There was no option to use a well timed touch of death maneuver so I just chose number 3

 

[iamfried]

<< Ask Goldenbear >>


That is the funniest sh!t I have ever seen.
First I would try to retreat, without leaving you know, just try to back away from the situation.
Second, I would try to stop her.
Third, if she just wants to beat away, let her have it.
I have only been hit by a few of my gf's once. After that I let them know that I don't appreciate being hit and if they insist on hitting me, I will hit them back, no really. Never had to resort to that, they could see the look in my eyes.
I don't know why some women think it is ok for them to hit a guy. Of course, I don't understand why a guy would hit a woman either-unless she deserved it.:Q

 

[uncouth]

<< what would you do if a woman was beating the living crap out of you?? >>


I would probably continue to be beaten. In all the fights I have been in, if I've not been winning early on, I'm not going to be winning. Its very hard to gain an upperhand in a lossing fight. Harder than one might imagine, regardless of the gender of the fighter. I need to learn some &quot;arts of defense&quot;.

 

[cmdavid]

fvck the bull$hit... if they wanna fight like a man.. damn straight imma fight like a man right back and beat the $hit out of em... once they stop acting like a women should act, I stop treating them like a man should treat a woman...

 

[b0mbrman]

I would do 3 first, then run away

 

[sharkeeper]

Ummm, pull down your pants?

Cheers!

 

[IcemanJer]

I like #5 better.

 

[pulpp]

hmm... i would try to avoid it, grab her/them to stop them/her if i had to, or just take a few hits if i had to, no biggie...... sorry but the way we were raised, you dont lay your hands on a female regardless of the reasons, wether she is wrong or right or whatever doesnt matter.

 

[frizzlefry]

Oh man! Back in HS these two hoes were tag teaming this one dude. Messed him up pretty bad. He had issues not hitting them back and he got his jaw and nose broken. HAHAHA funniest thing I ever saw.

First off, I would never be associated or aroudn people who resort to violence (especially women who do). In my opinion, those women who would beat the crap out of you are be-a-ches anyways, so I wouldn't even be around them.

If you were ever involved in a fight with a couple or more women, cover your nads cuz they'll try kicking, punching, grabbing, biting them.

Oh and continuation of that story is that the girls also hit a couple of the teachers and administrators who tried to stop it! haha funniest tihs I have ever seen! brings back memories!

 

[LuNoTiCK]

I would do number 3. Save my own ass and I wouldnt want to hit a girl.

 

[DAM]

i would try to stop them, but if they lay a really good hit on me, like on my crotch or break my nose or something like that, believe me, i would release hell on her/them!

This is assuming i didnt start anything, and these women, arent women but animals.





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