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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Let's see... spend 5-10 minutes trying to find a spot, or just park anywhere and walk an extra 30-45 seconds... hm...
I always make sure to unload my cart slowly and move at a leisurely pace when I've got a stalker waiting.
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...
BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...
Originally posted by: rh71
you know, I've waited in aisles with no intention of getting a parking spot (wife is returning something or whatever other quickie) but that's when I always end up with an open spot.
My advice (which I will follow myself from now on) is to just wait in a single aisle in the middle... someone is bound to come within 10 minutes. This is true for large malls too (even during this season).
I used to just cruise up and down aisles once... and if nothing is found, I park wherever no matter how far.
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Let's see... spend 5-10 minutes trying to find a spot, or just park anywhere and walk an extra 30-45 seconds... hm...
I always make sure to unload my cart slowly and move at a leisurely pace when I've got a stalker waiting.
I love taking my keys out early to get them all excited and then head for a car near by and pass right on to the next lane.
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...
BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...
why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.
traditionally I'm the "see it and take it" (no matter how far)... but lay and wait is apparently the best kind... cause if you're sitting there, nobody else will sit there with you.Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: rh71
you know, I've waited in aisles with no intention of getting a parking spot (wife is returning something or whatever other quickie) but that's when I always end up with an open spot.
My advice (which I will follow myself from now on) is to just wait in a single aisle in the middle... someone is bound to come within 10 minutes. This is true for large malls too (even during this season).
I used to just cruise up and down aisles once... and if nothing is found, I park wherever no matter how far.
you're a "lay and wait" stalker
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...
BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...
why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.
You know, that's very logical... but she absolutly hates waiting for me inside the doors... or outside, etc... and she wont go in without me because I got the wallet... hahaha so, she always just comes with me...
I've offered before in the worst thunderstorm ever (hail, etc) and she wouldnt get out and let me park the car...
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
dude, i dont care, i dont mind the walks
Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
Originally posted by: Jnetty99
Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...
BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...
why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.
You know, that's very logical... but she absolutly hates waiting for me inside the doors... or outside, etc... and she wont go in without me because I got the wallet... hahaha so, she always just comes with me...
I've offered before in the worst thunderstorm ever (hail, etc) and she wouldnt get out and let me park the car...
sorry adam, if the woman doesnt want to get out and wait, i am parking far enough where i can find a spot, even in a tunder storm and walk to teh store.. and if she is goign to be with me, she has to deal with that..
i guess i am an asshole after all.
Stalkers: the most predatory, slowly follow shoppers leaving the store back to their parking spot