Poll: What type of parking lot stalker are you?

[Mayfriday0529]

So what type of stalker are you?

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[Hudo]

I usually park far far away. The less cars around mine the better. Who cares about walking a little.

 

[Gothgar]

I have gotten into mall/movie theaters, etc 5 minutes or faster than friends that drive around look for "the spot"

 

[The Stigenator]

geeks dont mind the walk.. i know i dont..

i rather park far away and walk than circle endlessly for a closer parking spot..
i dont understand women who do that.. i rather date one that will park far enough and walk.. means she is logical in thought.. one that doesnt do this or bitches isnt logical in thought.

 

[nakedfrog]

Let's see... spend 5-10 minutes trying to find a spot, or just park anywhere and walk an extra 30-45 seconds... hm...
I always make sure to unload my cart slowly and move at a leisurely pace when I've got a stalker waiting.

 

[nageov3t]

I'll drive around for awhile, but if it's crazy packed (ie: any time around Christmas), I take what I can get. I hate driving around looking for a space more than I hate walking from the end of the parking lot to the mall.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Let's see... spend 5-10 minutes trying to find a spot, or just park anywhere and walk an extra 30-45 seconds... hm...
I always make sure to unload my cart slowly and move at a leisurely pace when I've got a stalker waiting.

I love taking my keys out early to get them all excited and then head for a car near by and pass right on to the next lane.

 

[AdamSnow]

I just pick and take... dont care where it is...

BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...

 

[rh71]

you know, I've waited in aisles with no intention of getting a parking spot (wife is returning something or whatever other quickie) but that's when I always end up with an open spot.

My advice (which I will follow myself from now on) is to just wait in a single aisle in the middle... someone is bound to come within 10 minutes. This is true for large malls too (even during this season).

I used to just cruise up and down aisles once... and if nothing is found, I park wherever no matter how far.

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...

BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...

why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.

 

[RaDragon]

I don't care if I park far, it's good exercise... That's what I tell myself

 

[Mayfriday0529]

Originally posted by: rh71
you know, I've waited in aisles with no intention of getting a parking spot (wife is returning something or whatever other quickie) but that's when I always end up with an open spot.

My advice (which I will follow myself from now on) is to just wait in a single aisle in the middle... someone is bound to come within 10 minutes. This is true for large malls too (even during this season).

I used to just cruise up and down aisles once... and if nothing is found, I park wherever no matter how far.

you're a "lay and wait" stalker

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Let's see... spend 5-10 minutes trying to find a spot, or just park anywhere and walk an extra 30-45 seconds... hm...
I always make sure to unload my cart slowly and move at a leisurely pace when I've got a stalker waiting.

I love taking my keys out early to get them all excited and then head for a car near by and pass right on to the next lane.

I like that, I'm going to have to use that one.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...

BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...

why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.

You know, that's very logical... but she absolutly hates waiting for me inside the doors... or outside, etc... and she wont go in without me because I got the wallet... hahaha so, she always just comes with me...

I've offered before in the worst thunderstorm ever (hail, etc) and she wouldnt get out and let me park the car...

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: rh71
you know, I've waited in aisles with no intention of getting a parking spot (wife is returning something or whatever other quickie) but that's when I always end up with an open spot.

My advice (which I will follow myself from now on) is to just wait in a single aisle in the middle... someone is bound to come within 10 minutes. This is true for large malls too (even during this season).

I used to just cruise up and down aisles once... and if nothing is found, I park wherever no matter how far.

you're a "lay and wait" stalker

traditionally I'm the "see it and take it" (no matter how far)... but lay and wait is apparently the best kind... cause if you're sitting there, nobody else will sit there with you.

 

[Tom]

all of the above.

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...

BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...

why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.

You know, that's very logical... but she absolutly hates waiting for me inside the doors... or outside, etc... and she wont go in without me because I got the wallet... hahaha so, she always just comes with me...

I've offered before in the worst thunderstorm ever (hail, etc) and she wouldnt get out and let me park the car...

sorry adam, if the woman doesnt want to get out and wait, i am parking far enough where i can find a spot, even in a tunder storm and walk to teh store.. and if she is goign to be with me, she has to deal with that..

i guess i am an asshole after all.

 

[TheAudit]

I don?t even bother looking for a spot. I park far away and hike it.

 

[jadinolf]

Walking is good for you.

I take whatever there is wherever it is.

 

[EngenZerO]

dude, i dont care, i dont mind the walks

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
dude, i dont care, i dont mind the walks

I think it's fvcking ridiculous that people drive around looking for the closest spot... What are you buying yourself except frustration?

 

[MrMaster]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: Jnetty99

Originally posted by: AdamSnow
I just pick and take... dont care where it is...

BUT... if it is raining hard, or something like that and I have my girlfriend with me... I lay and wait...

why don't you drop off your girlfriend and then park the car.

You know, that's very logical... but she absolutly hates waiting for me inside the doors... or outside, etc... and she wont go in without me because I got the wallet... hahaha so, she always just comes with me...

I've offered before in the worst thunderstorm ever (hail, etc) and she wouldnt get out and let me park the car...

sorry adam, if the woman doesnt want to get out and wait, i am parking far enough where i can find a spot, even in a tunder storm and walk to teh store.. and if she is goign to be with me, she has to deal with that..

i guess i am an asshole after all.

Just say that you are all for equal rights and equal pay for women. It actually does work on SOME women.

 

[Encryptic]

I just find a decent spot and park regardless of the distance, unless I see someone getting ready to leave who's closer to the building. It's not going to kill me to walk an extra 50 feet.

 

[bozack]

Stalkers: the most predatory, slowly follow shoppers leaving the store back to their parking spot

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Im purposely park away from other people. I hate door dings.