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In a stunning move, AMD has announced that it will be concentrating on two totally seperated but now united fronts: Desktop CPU production and Ice Cream.
AMD has bolstered it's line of deskop and server CPU's with 64 delicious flavors of ice cream.
While this my seem a far shot of what was expected to be announced today, it is a ingenious move by thesecond largest CPU manufacturer in the world.
With the financial strength of a major player in the technological industry, AMD is expected to run smaller companies like Friendly's and Ben and Jerry's into oblivion. This reporter can see no other options for such companies but to accept an offer for buyout and start enjoying some fine Silicon Crunch and Thermal Paste Rainbow flavors, to name a few.
This announcement has Intel, thelargest desktop and server CPU manufacturer in the world, wondering how they will combat with such an innovative approach.
"We are wondering how we will combat such an innovative approach. I mean, 64 unique flavors is just too much. It will take us years to catch up.", says an unnamed Intel employee.
Once again, AMD has the world wondering : "What next?"
Nobody expected that huh?