Pome Wars

[moonbogg]

This isn't my fault. Someone complimented a pome I wrote in another thread, now I consider myself to be the pome king. This thread is a direct challenge to the entire ATOT community. I declare war on you all, pome war to be precise.
The first smart ass to reply in this thread will receive a Bogg Pome to the dome. We'll see if you can respond in kind.

 

[surfsatwerk]

I consider myself to be the pome king.

That's a bold statement.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

This thread sucks, yes its true, its so bad it smells like poo.

 

[moonbogg]

This thread sucks, yes its true, its so bad it smells like poo.

WaTaGuMp, WaTaGuMp
Your mama's a chump
She forced you to eat
'til you spat out a dump

 

[moonbogg]

That's a bold statement.

surfsatwerk, surfsatwerk
That ass is tiny,
but to your twerk, I jerk

 

[WaTaGuMp]

WaTaGuMp, WaTaGuMp
Your mama's a chump
She forced you to eat
'til you spat out a dump

Here I sit so broken hearted, tried to shit, but only farted.

 

[surfsatwerk]

surfsatwerk, surfsatwerk
That ass is tiny,
but to your twerk, I jerk

I wear a 42" waist, my ass is bootylicious.

 

[dank69]

Have at it, hoss:

here i made pome to cheer you up:

there goes that quack Brianmanahan,
hopped up on crack and cheap Hennigans,
spewing this crap and shenanigans,
trying to act like a man again,
thinks he can snag a ten of ten,
but really just jacked in his hand again,
denied a fat man his big mac and then,
bitch-slapped and got shit-canned again

 

[CZroe]

There can be only one.

 

[moonbogg]

Have at it, hoss:

Dank, oh Dank,
Oh what did you think
You follow instructions like old people stink

A pome of old,
you bring to me,
Your target is off,
For Brian, be I not he

 

[Printer Bandit]

The Phantom Pome

 

[nakedfrog]

Is that slang for pomade or something?

 

[dank69]

Dank, oh Dank,
Oh what did you think
You follow instructions like old people think

A pome of old,
you bring to me,
Your target is off,
For Brian, be I not he

Moonbogg, Moonbogg, head lost in the fog
his threads belong in the toilet, right next to my log
perhaps go for a jog, you sweaty old hog
ATOT is a forum, not your personal blog

 

[moonbogg]

The Phantom Pome

Printer Bandit, Printer Bandit
To your mother,
I must hand it

Man of wisdom,
Man of truth,
Replies like yours,
quite uncouth

 

[moonbogg]

Moonbogg, Moonbogg, head lost in the fog
his threads belong in the toilet, right next to my log
perhaps go for a jog, you sweaty old hog
ATOT is a forum, not your personal blog

Touche, touché
Nice touch, hombre
A clap received,
Deserved, any day

Your rhymes though however,
Are desperate I see,
Far too lengthy,
A try hard, you be

For a pome is one thing,
A rap is another,
Perhaps you forgot,
What color your mother

 

[SlitheryDee]

Moonbogg Moonbogg,
Best not to lie,
If you knew the truth,
You'd wish you could die,
My pomes go off without a hitch,
All your pomes are smelly like jock itch.

 

[moonbogg]

Moonbogg Moonbogg,
Best not to lie,
If you knew the truth,
You'd wish you could die,
My pomes go off without a hitch,
All your pomes are smelly like jock itch.

First LOL, and now...

SlitheryDee, SlitheryDum,
A pomer you're not,
Your content, ho hum

Try as you may,
Try as you will,
By Bogg you get Pwned,
With effortless skill

 

[surfsatwerk]

I just noticed there's a reason for editing field.

 

[moonbogg]

Is that slang for pomade or something?

Almost missed you! And NOW!!!

A toad, a prince,
A princess with lice,
The frog above,
Will kiss for a price,

Beware, however,
Yes, you've been warned,
Your clothes he will steal,
He's desperate and scorned

 

[MrPickins]

You are ignorant

That is not how it is spelled

Try reading a book

 

[moonbogg]

You are ignorant

That is not how it is spelled

Try reading a book

An ass, a pike,
Oh, Pickins, you're tight
The word is misspelled,
On purpose, too right

A thread of new,
A thread of old,
The misspelling derives,
From the latter I'm told

 

[DaTT]

Bogg of moons, oh Bogg of moons
A smell you've never experienced is poon

Just cock and semen which run down your chin
From any willing participant, large or thin

A knob in your left
Some balls in your right
Everyone knows
your rectum ain't tight.

The end

I kid.

 

[MrPickins]

An ass, a pike,
Oh, Pickins, you're right
The word is misspelled,
On purpose, too right

A thread of new,
A thread of old,
The misspelling derives,
From the latter I'm told

Rhyming "right" with "right"...

Just a bit of laziness?

You can do better.

 

[moonbogg]

There can be only one.

Almost missed you! And NOW!!!

Ini mini,
Miny mo,
A lonely sentence,
By Czroe

Whats it mean,
Whats it meant,
Sense of no,
Your talent is spent

 

[dave_the_nerd]

I do not believe
this is a good idea
so I will refrain