Poop-Freeze 12.99

[ViciouS]

Do yourself a favor and save on expensive vet bills; WAIT TILL YOUR DOG/CAT IS FINISHED POOPING. I tried to get an early start on the "freeze" and I chased my dog around the yard, turns out I freezer burned her tail and anus, now I have a 900 dollar vet bill. It also works with human, ferret, and horse feces, although I do recommend the half gallon for horses. Also great for those nights of binge drinking, when some one drops a duce in the living room!

Online review,
"This is great stuff. My dog gets the runs from time to time. Just zap the juicy pile and it comes right up. It also makes clean up a lot easier. Usually I wait till it ages a while before I chuck it in to my neighbor?s yard. Now I don't need to and my yard is nice and clean."


LINKY POO!

 

[Zap]

LOL, that's just compressed air. Take a regular air duster can and turn it upside down.

 

[ViciouS]

Originally posted by: Zap
LOL, that's just compressed air. Take a regular air duster can and turn it upside down.

Dude, dont crap on my thread!

 

[Childs]

62F doesnt seem cold enough to freeze poop.

 

[Adam8281]

yeah, must be a typo

 

[BigLar]

I couldn't help myself, I had to hit the "Order It Used" button.

OOS

 

[ViciouS]

Originally posted by: Childs
62F doesnt seem cold enough to freeze poop.

At 62f your not going to freeze anything, though it would cause a large billowing steam cloud...

 

[ViciouS]

it would be very funny if this wound up in the hot topic list...

 

[sinse7en]

Originally posted by: Childs
62F doesnt seem cold enough to freeze poop.

it's -62F minus sixty two

 

[ZOOYUKA]

VA-POO-RIZE

 

[McPhreak]

Originally posted by: ViciouS

Originally posted by: Zap
LOL, that's just compressed air. Take a regular air duster can and turn it upside down.

Dude, dont crap on my thread!

It's ok. If it runs, just hit it with some poop-freeze.

 

[Childs]

Originally posted by: sinse7en

Originally posted by: Childs
62F doesnt seem cold enough to freeze poop.

it's -62F minus sixty two

I guess Firefox renders a box instead of a minus sign. Safari shows a box with a x.

 

[Eddieo]

Originally posted by: McPhreak

Originally posted by: ViciouS

Originally posted by: Zap
LOL, that's just compressed air. Take a regular air duster can and turn it upside down.

Dude, dont crap on my thread!

It's ok. If it runs, just hit it with some poop-freeze.

LMAO

 

[Basilisk]

Originally posted by: Childs

Originally posted by: sinse7en

Originally posted by: Childs
62F doesnt seem cold enough to freeze poop.

it's -62F minus sixty two

I guess Firefox renders a box instead of a minus sign. Safari shows a box with a x.

"Amazon" used non ASCII (7-bit), non HTML-codes of the right-arrow and degree symbols -- that's why neither character is presented in Ff... can't say why any browser should have bothered displaying these oddities.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

It's probably normal freeze spray (which is R134A)

 

[BabaBooey]

This thread stinks ...

 

[hytek369]

this is so effing funny

 

[gbuskirk]

Not for internal use

 

[Thomcat]

Why not take newspaper or a magazine and stick it under your dog's bunghole when s/he's about to go?

 

[TrixAreForKids]

Originally posted by: Thomcat
Why not take newspaper or a magazine and stick it under your dog's bunghole when s/he's about to go?

Would you really want to do that?

 

[MX2]

This product is INCREDIBLE!! I've been using it for a couple of years now and have since made a business out of it. I use my poop freeze for making ash trays, art to put on my mantle, figurines, coasters - the opportunities are endless. And best of all - my house doesn't even smell like poop!!

 

[Aquila76]

Must ... fight .. urge ... to ... prank
What would happen if you froze the poo, put it in a bag, and set the bag on fire? The person stomping the flaming bag would likely break their foot on the rock hard terd, right?

 

[Aquila76]

It's even available in an aptly devised fanny bag!

Link

 

[Pens1566]

Originally posted by: Thomcat
Why not take newspaper or a magazine and stick it under your dog's bunghole when s/he's about to go?

You go ahead and try to get a dog to dump where you want them to. Get back to us when you've done it.

 

[therhino]

It will kill your grass BTW....