Poor poor Rudy!

[hal2kilo]

I keep seeing this thread, and the song "Run Rudy Run" by The Toasters starts to play in my head. It has nothing to do with it, but I just envision Rudy Giuliani running and running from all the problems he caused himself.

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I like Lou Reed's Run, Run, Run from the Velvet Underground album better (Peel Banana). It's seedy, and decadent, and so appropriately New York.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Perhaps he was expecting a ticker tape parade?

Rudy Giuliani Complains Getting Served Indictment 'Wasn't Done Stylishly'​

A grand jury last month indicted 18 allies of former President Donald Trump for allegedly conspiring to overturn Joe Biden's 2020 election victory in Arizona.




(I'd have settled for a perp walk.)

 

[akugami]

I'm going to have to agree with Rudy.

The officers serving the indictment should have had it live streamed. I'd also say that a clown on stilts was in order. Hell, have the clown bring in a birthday cake.

And of course, once Rudy was served, roll out a banner wishing him a happy birthday, and congratulations on being served.

I'd say that'd be doing it stylishly enough.

 

[sactoking]

Obligatory Butters.