Long story short? More like no story at all. What makes you think they're fake?
I'll break it down quickly -
- guy was like 40 minutes late meeting me (I think because he lied about where he lived)
- he showed up out of nowhere at the meeting location (like a fucking ninja)
- he was high as fuck
- he gave me the receipt he received with the order, which was a photocopy of what looked like some bullshit recepit
- after I paid him, a car pulled up and picked him up; it was an old shitty car with a dealer plate
- I sent him texts from two additional phones asking for tickets and he said he still had them available even though his ad said he had one pair and he had just sold them to me, he also said he would be at work when I wanted to pick them up and was really shady during the whole text conversation about where he lived and worked. He finally gave me the address of a McDonald's about 30 minutes from where he told me he lived in my original conversation with him. He didn't say McDonald's, though, he just gave an address.
- he is not the kind of guy who would have bought tickets at all, let alone several pairs, to this concert event
None of these things alone would make me think they aren't legit, all of the together, however..... Hopefully he's just a stupid stoner who had several pairs of tickets, but I have a strong feeling I'm SOL.