Post a picture of your desktop and we'll psychoanalyze it

[Aikouka]

I see a love/hate relationship of The Church. You allow it to adorn your desktop like a constant vigil of your eternal relationship, yet you do this through a photo with this devil machinery forever marring the hallowed grass with their malevolent tires!

Repent, my child!

Oh, and you're one of those weird people that hides your task bar.

 

[ultimatebob]

Analyze this...

http://postimg.org/image/56qi0z2nv/

 

[Childs]

Analyze this...

http://postimg.org/image/56qi0z2nv/

Ladies man. Owns a good BMW or Mercedes, but you do your part for the environment by having a Prius as a daily driver. Big penis. Huge. Appreciates the finer things in life, and makes more than enough money to afford them. Actually borrowed a friends Android phone and pretended to make a call in public, just to know what shame felt like. You sir, are a rock star.

 

[l0cke]

Analyze this...

http://postimg.org/image/56qi0z2nv/

66 app store notifications that I assume are updates mean that you don't see why you should update your apps when they are working just fine.

 

[Ichinisan]

... putting all of your "unused desktop icons" in a folder, rather than throwing them away; ...

You know, most users let the Windows XP Desktop Cleanup Wizard run automatically (you and I do not). The Desktop Cleanup Wizard creates that folder.

 

[ultimatebob]

66 app store notifications that I assume are updates mean that you don't see why you should update your apps when they are working just fine.

Heh. I have about 300 apps on this thing... It takes forever to update them all.

 

[SPBHM]

 

[Ichinisan]

Analyze this...

You're a filthy pirate that brings shame to those who jailbreak for legitimate reasons.

You also couldn't embed an image to save your life. (FTFY)

 

[Ichinisan]

Heh. I have about 300 apps on this thing... It takes forever to update them all.

You know that's not true. If you just tap "update all" whenever a new round of updates appears, you're golden.

You are a pirate. That's my analysis and I'm sticking to it.

 

[destrekor]

Nerdy white guy, hates apple. "Power user", but couldn't find your his way around a unix box if his life dependent on it.

^ Applies to pretty much everyone that will post some "modded"/themed bs minimalist windows desktop.

Why does a power user need to know his/her way around any *nix environment?
What point does that serve?



Do you speak three languages fluently?
No? You obviously don't know how to communicate and are likely anti-social.

I don't get the hate of minimal and/or themed desktops?

You must be a Mac lover who is tired of the foaming rabid anti-Mac fans.

<-- self-classified "power-user" who previously went to great lengths to modify/theme Windows, and still hold a strong distaste for Apple but can appreciate their approach... yet now carry an iPhone for work (in addition to my Android ) and am also currently typing this from a work-in-progress Hackintosh triple-boot install. OSX replaced a Linux install - I would strongly advise myself against ever betting my life upon my ability to work within any Unix/Linux/etc environment.


I mean, honestly - a simple, clean, minimal desktop, especially with Aero transparency, is a rather striking and beautiful working environment.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Here's mine.

 

[Aikouka]

Here's mine.

You keep a box of Kleenex next to your desk. No you perverts, not for that! Well, maybe on occasion, but whenever you peer at your wondrous Italian-influenced image, you begin to weep at those bastard eight icons daring to cover even a single pixel of this engineering beauty. Damn those icons... damn them!

 

[Bee4945]

I see a love/hate relationship of The Church. You allow it to adorn your desktop like a constant vigil of your eternal relationship, yet you do this through a photo with this devil machinery forever marring the hallowed grass with their malevolent tires!

Repent, my child!

Oh, and you're one of those weird people that hides your task bar.

Yes I am ! LOL

 

[Cerb]

Thanks for the compliment ! but i put this pictures because i love the scenery( not because i super religious ) , i never feel my religion controlling me and adobe reader auto put shortcut there . i'm an accounting so the only program i need all the time is excel hehehe and some accounting program of course

PS : sometimes i feel like i joining wrong forum

You do realize that the psychoanalysis part of the thread was totally bogus, right?

<- repressed gnome-fetishist :awe:

 

[blankslate]

<- repressed gnome-fetishist

Admitting the problem is the first step toward getting help... assuming of course that you want to be helped.

 

[ultimatebob]

Likes downloading bizarre fetish porn from questionable sites... hence the need for VLC Player and Peerblock.

The default wallpaper is just a cover for the dark personality that lies beneath.

 

[007ELmO]

New rule, in order to comment about someone else's desktop, you must have put your desktop in the thread as well. xD

 

[Arkaign]

The lady and I share this laptop :

 

[Cerb]

Admitting the problem is the first step toward getting help... assuming of course that you want to be helped.

What problem? The only problem seems to be the rest of the world not understanding how hot Gnome Chompski is! :biggrin:

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Preparing to reformat one of my computers. Will be all nice & neat so I can make it all cluttered again.

 

[boochi]

 

[JimKiler]

Post yours and I'll give you my valuable professional opinion.

This is mine. What does it say about me?

It says you are anal retentive because your taskbar is on the side. You know the vertical real estate is more precious than the horizontal thus it is on the side or you are ergonomic and have a second monitor and you realize your mouse movement is less with the taskbar is on the side instead of the bottom. Personally mine is on the side for both reasons.

 

[cronos]

 

[boochi]

i use windowblinds, icon manager, bins & fences

Virgin

 

[SphinxnihpS]

9/11? Nuke test?

I want that $5.