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my grandpa on the subject of evolution: "First came the cavemen, then the indians, then the people."
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
"If you don't have enough room in your house, I'll sleep in a tree." Dead serious 9 year old brother in law regarding sleeping situations.
"I'll eat it for 50 cents." Dead serious 21 year old brother on the subject of cat poop.
"Go get fvcked Pam!" My dad to my mom.
"BAMMM!!" The sound made by the cast iron frying pan after my mother swung it at my father's head.
Originally posted by: whitecloak
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
"If you don't have enough room in your house, I'll sleep in a tree." Dead serious 9 year old brother in law regarding sleeping situations.
"I'll eat it for 50 cents." Dead serious 21 year old brother on the subject of cat poop.
"Go get fvcked Pam!" My dad to my mom.
"BAMMM!!" The sound made by the cast iron frying pan after my mother swung it at my father's head.
Do you live in a trailer?
Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
my grandpa on the subject of evolution: "First came the cavemen, then the indians, then the people."
Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Originally posted by: Wadded Beef
my grandpa on the subject of evolution: "First came the cavemen, then the indians, then the people."
I am still here. )
I had an Uncle,who noticed I had gained some weight;
he said,to me,"Are you hungry?"
when I said I am starving!
"Hmm looks like your wasting away to a Ton"
Originally posted by: funboy42
Hey I think your turn signals are broken.
Really why do you say that?
Because either they are broken or your just a A$$ hole when you cut me off!-My younger brother when we got cut off and he pulled up next to the guy.
Originally posted by: NyteCrawler
Parents walk in late one night while I'm with large group of friends and it goes like this:
Mom: Well, its getting late so I'm off to bed.
Me: Night mom. Dad you going too?
Dad: Oh yeah guys, its time to get horizontal! (does odd pelvic thrust and hand motion)
My friends still haven't forgotten, and btw my parents are in their 50's.
Originally posted by: 3point14
Originally posted by: funboy42
Hey I think your turn signals are broken.
Really why do you say that?
Because either they are broken or your just a A$$ hole when you cut me off!-My younger brother when we got cut off and he pulled up next to the guy.
:thumbsup: I will have to use that one some day