- Oct 9, 1999
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I've always had pretty "normal" teachers with the exception of two:
My 10th grade and 12th grade teacher (A.G. English and A.P. English) used to blink her eyes constantly. She'd just be looking at you and go into a blinking fury. Everyone used to call her Blinky We later found out that this was a result of a nasty encounter with a pack of dogs when she was a child:Q
Anyway, halfway through our 10th grade year, she doesn't show up for class. After about 30mins of sitting by ourselves, a sub comes in and says that our teacher won't be back for a few weeks or so (actually a whole month). Turns out that her husband left her and she had a nervous breakdown. When she did come back, boy was she in rare form She was very emotional after that and would cry easily. You could raise the tone of your voice ever so slightly and she would burst into tears:Q
One day during lunch, I was the last to leave the class, and she stopped me and talked to me. She told me this horrible story of her gay brother and how he blew his brains out for lack of acceptance. Needless to say, I didn't eat lunch that day.
The second one started today with a Calculus class I'm taking this summer. The lady didn't even introduce herself as she walked in the door. She just burst in and threw down her books and started furiously writing on the chalkboard. Well, I pay no attention and just keep on writing (took 10 pages of notes in 2 hours:Q). She starts spouting off formulas to us and in between mumbles "that was until I was strangled." Everyone turned to each other and was like WTF!!!!!!!! She then keeps on talking and we all manage to get back to work. About 15 mins later she's spouting off something else and between formulas says "good thing I have these balls inside me". WTF!!!??!?!?! as we all burst into laughter She explains a few minutes later that she has balls in her stomach/midsection to help her breath and what not. OhhhhhhhK. About half way through the class, she starts foaming at the mouth--no joke!!! I felt that I was staring at Cojo! Foam started forming at the corners of her mouth as she talked, and then made their way into a pool at the center of her lips. Then like a serpant, she licked the foam and I almost vomited in the chick's lap next to me.
Later on, she's erasing something of the chalk board and brushed up against the edge of it with the eraser and emits a high pitched squeal and drops the eraser. Again, we are at a loss for words.
Oh my is this gonna be a long 5 weeks
My 10th grade and 12th grade teacher (A.G. English and A.P. English) used to blink her eyes constantly. She'd just be looking at you and go into a blinking fury. Everyone used to call her Blinky We later found out that this was a result of a nasty encounter with a pack of dogs when she was a child:Q
Anyway, halfway through our 10th grade year, she doesn't show up for class. After about 30mins of sitting by ourselves, a sub comes in and says that our teacher won't be back for a few weeks or so (actually a whole month). Turns out that her husband left her and she had a nervous breakdown. When she did come back, boy was she in rare form She was very emotional after that and would cry easily. You could raise the tone of your voice ever so slightly and she would burst into tears:Q
One day during lunch, I was the last to leave the class, and she stopped me and talked to me. She told me this horrible story of her gay brother and how he blew his brains out for lack of acceptance. Needless to say, I didn't eat lunch that day.
The second one started today with a Calculus class I'm taking this summer. The lady didn't even introduce herself as she walked in the door. She just burst in and threw down her books and started furiously writing on the chalkboard. Well, I pay no attention and just keep on writing (took 10 pages of notes in 2 hours:Q). She starts spouting off formulas to us and in between mumbles "that was until I was strangled." Everyone turned to each other and was like WTF!!!!!!!! She then keeps on talking and we all manage to get back to work. About 15 mins later she's spouting off something else and between formulas says "good thing I have these balls inside me". WTF!!!??!?!?! as we all burst into laughter She explains a few minutes later that she has balls in her stomach/midsection to help her breath and what not. OhhhhhhhK. About half way through the class, she starts foaming at the mouth--no joke!!! I felt that I was staring at Cojo! Foam started forming at the corners of her mouth as she talked, and then made their way into a pool at the center of her lips. Then like a serpant, she licked the foam and I almost vomited in the chick's lap next to me.
Later on, she's erasing something of the chalk board and brushed up against the edge of it with the eraser and emits a high pitched squeal and drops the eraser. Again, we are at a loss for words.
Oh my is this gonna be a long 5 weeks