i've had a few whacked out teachers, although the best was my hs physics teacher. seems you have to be kinda nuts or something to teach physics i guess. anyways, he opens the first day of class telling us how he hates people sleeping in class and how he used to deal w/ this when he taught college. seems he was a pitcher when he was in college and whenever he saw a kid sleeping in class he'd take a piece of chalk or an eraser and sidearm the thing to hit the kid in the top of the head, said he never missed till one day. he was going to throw the chalk at this kid, has his arm cock and let it fly...just as the kid was sitting up and yawning, well u can guess...piece of chalk went right down his mouth and the kid sat there gagging on it as the prof passed out from shock. this guy was also a lil kookie and hated chalk boards and for some reason the walls in his room seemed alot fresher painted than the rest of the hall where the class was. we found out that reason eventually....when he got into a lecture or something, and was doing solutions and stuff, he wouldn't stop on the board, but we had those dry erase boards and markers...he just kept right on going onto the walls....have u ever heard a class go absolutely dead silent from amazement? so that was physics...
in freshman year, we had an honors colloqium and one of the ongoing series was a philosophy lecture. the prof spent most of the time arguing as to how we know what reality is, and what it is and all that stuff. so at the end of the semester, he had us take a final and he got up on the stage w/ a wooden chair and told us 'there is a wooden chair on the stage, tell me about it' i got up about a min later, turned in my essay and walked out. a few days later we could go get our papers...i had written simply 'what chair' and on it he wrote 'excellent, the only A'. man, philosophy is fvcked up
in freshman year, we had an honors colloqium and one of the ongoing series was a philosophy lecture. the prof spent most of the time arguing as to how we know what reality is, and what it is and all that stuff. so at the end of the semester, he had us take a final and he got up on the stage w/ a wooden chair and told us 'there is a wooden chair on the stage, tell me about it' i got up about a min later, turned in my essay and walked out. a few days later we could go get our papers...i had written simply 'what chair' and on it he wrote 'excellent, the only A'. man, philosophy is fvcked up