Post the GREATEST QUOTE you know of.

[Jothaxe]

I dont think I could pick just one quotation without spending some real time, but it would probably be something by Nietzsche.

 

[iamfried]

Steve-"How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andrew?
Uma-"Martin and Lewis."
John-"Did you just order a five dollar shake?"
Uma-"um hum"
John-"That's a shake: that's milk and ice cream."
Uma-"Last I heard."
John-"That's five dollars? You don't put burbon in it or nothing?"
Steve-"No..."
John-"Just checking."
later---
John-"God Damn. That's a pretty f***ing good milkshake."
Uma-"told ya"
John-"I don't know if it was worth five dollars but it was pretty f***ing good!"
PF

Val-"I'm your huckleberry."
Tombstone

Marlon-"Make him an offer he can't refuse."
TGF

and sig

 

[SithSolo1]

LordMaul, thats cool. i love that quote.

 

[Sluggo]

We should all endeavor to live, so that when we die even the undertaker will be sad. --Mark Twain

 

[KpocAlypse]

Almost every line from Dogma.

(not exact on this one, but.... )
- "But he's got a 5 year plan" - Vannessa
- "what, not to die!" - Adam(Sonny) Sandler

And the good old sig

 

[datalink7]

I'm going to find myself a girl
who can show me what laughter means
and we'll fill in the missing colors
of each other paint-by-number dreams

--Jackson Browne, The Pretender

 

[Amused]

It is sobering to reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.   - CHARLES A. BEARD

When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny. - Thomas Jefferson

Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Nannyism is fascism with training wheels. - R. L. Root

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

If some men are entitled by right to the products of the work of others, it means that those others are deprived of rights and condemned to slave labor. - Ayn Rand

Every movement that seeks to enslave a country, every dictatorship or potential dictatorship, needs some minority group as a scapegoat which it can blame for the nation's troubles and use as a justification of its own demand for dictatorial powers. In Soviet Russia, the scapegoat was the bourgeoisie; in Nazi Germany, it was the Jewish people; in America, it is the businessmen. - Ayn Rand

"If it were true that a heavy concentration of industry is destructive to human life, one would find life expectancy declining in the more advanced countries. But it has been rising steadily. Here are the figures on life expectancy in the United States:

1900 - 47.3 years

1920 - 53 years

1940 - 60 years

1968 - 70.2 years (the latest figures compiled [as of January 1971])
Anyone over 30 years of age today, give a silent "Thank you" to the nearest, grimiest, sootiest smokestacks you can find. - Ayn Rand

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

If the law does not respect the individual, the individual will not respect the law. - David Wallace Croft

Whenever is found what is called a paternal government, there is found state education. It has been discovered that the best way to ensure implicit obedience is to commence tyranny in the nursery. - Benjamin Disraeli, 1874

And, of course, my Signature...

 

[NCstateBen]

"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

Read that in someones sig not long ago and just started laughing. An yes I do know where it's from.

 

[Lore]

This sure isn't the GREATEST, but it is a nice one:

Cyrus Grissom: "You fly Johnny?"
Danny Trejo as Johnny 'Johnny-23' Baca: "No."
Cyrus Grissom: "You keep that in mind when you look at her because if your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane."

-Con Air

 

[NicklasReugen]

A quote from a girl i met: "You are kind, but so is a cow, and i don't want cows in my bedroom"

Nicklas Reugen

 

[Lore]

Niklas: Ouch.

 

[AaronP]

Brigadier General Mcauliffe: "Aw, nuts"

 

[MrChicken]

From the captain of the Bismark:
"I will not have my ship shot out from under my ass." After being told not engage the Hood as the Hood was firing on the Bismark.

Two from my old boss, who may have gotten them from someone else:
"Dont let others cause you to fail."
"Life is full opportunities, how you life turns out depends on those you accept and those you deny."

My own:
"If you are working too hard, you are doing it wrong."

 

[NicklasReugen]

<< Niklas: Ouch >>



And the worst part is, it actually happened.

Nicklas Reugen

 

[Soccerman]

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

nice one AmusedOne..

there are many many good ones.. I love the Winston Churchill ones, and the Albert Einstein ones..

I also like this one..

I AM CANADIAN

hehe..

or this one:

Marge: Half the kids couldn't find Canada on the map
Homer: Anyone could miss Canada.. All tucked away down there.

hehe, Simpsons has so many good lines..

Lisa: one of them is nailing something to that church door! Oh my goodness, I've created Lutherans!

hehe...

Bart: these uniforms suck!
Marge: Bart! where do you pick up language like that?
Homer: yeah Moe, that team sure sucked last night. they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
Marge: Homer, watch your language
Homer: oh I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are listening..

so many classics.. I forget the best ones..

 

[Belegost]

&quot;Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knoweldge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves? Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance. It is better to know even if the knowledge endures only for the moment that comes before destruction than to gain eternal life at the price of a dull and swinish lack of comprehension of a universe that swirls unseen before us in all its wonder. That was the choice of Achilles, and it is mine, too.&quot; - Isaac Asimov

&quot;You are not thinking. You are merely being logical.&quot; - Neils Bohr

&quot;May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.&quot; - George Carlin

&quot;If you can't answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.&quot; -Elbert Hubbard

&quot;Death is the liberator of him whom freedom cannot release, the physician of him whom medicine cannot cure, and the comforter of him whom time cannot console.&quot; -Charles Caleb Colton

&quot;I cannot afford to waste my time making money.&quot; - Louis Agassiz

&quot;Cutting the space budget really restores my faith in humanity. It eliminates dreams, goals, and ideals and lets us get straight to the business of hate, debauchery, and self-annihilation.&quot; - Johnny Hart

 

[suckyFrenchVegita]

&quot;u r not ur f&amp;^%in khakis.&quot; and any other quote from fight club

 

[SSP]

&quot;But every man has his prize&quot; - Richard Rich in A man for all seasons.

&quot;fear leads to Anger, Anger leads to Hate, Hate leads to suffering&quot; - that little turd in SW EP 1.

 

[IAmBatman]

did you know that urine is sterile?...you can drink it

~ brad pitt in something for fight club

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[gotsmack]

its from Monty python's Holy Grail

 

[SilentBoB]

&quot;If you haven't, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.&quot; - Dr. Seuss

 

[Looney]

My favorite:
&quot;It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.&quot;
- Artemus Ward

Another one is:
&quot;Sacrifice is giving up something good for something better.&quot;
- Unknown

 

[FreeFrag]

If you cannot explain something simply, You dont know it well enough
-My Info Tech Systems Teacher

and i love Czars one as well (it's on the first page )

 

[Scarpozzi]

&quot;You ready to be F(*#ED MAN? I see you roll your way into the semis... Digosmeo man, Leham and me, we're going to F#*$ you up!

Yeah, well, that's just like...uhh...you're opinion man.

Let me tell YOU something pandejo! You pull any of your crazy $hit with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes? I'll take it away from you, stick it up your arse and pull the F#*$(ING trigger until it goes 'click'!

Jesus!


You said it mang, NO BODY F#*&amp;S with the Jesus!!&quot;

-The Big Lebowski

 

[Hanpan]