Post the GREATEST QUOTE you know of.

[Anghang]

"Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become." - forgot who said it...probably in some book i read...

 

[convex]

"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb"

-Lord Helmet, Spaceballs

 

[SavageDubz]

"PLAY BALL!!"

 

[thraashman]

Great one I just heard recently.
"The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round. For I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church. - Ferdinand Magellan

great one from a movie
I'm a firm believer in the concept of a ruling class, especially since I rule. - Clerks

the greatest quotes I know are from songs.

I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you. But if you can heal a broken heart, then wouldn't time be out to charm you. - Guns N' Roses "November Rain"

I get by with a little help from my friends. - Beatles

I close my eyes, only for a moment and the moment's gone. All my dreams, pass before my eyes a curiousity. Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. - Kansas

And of course, my sig which is from Strawberry Fields Forever by the Beatles.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

<< God does not play dice with the universe >>


-Albert Einstein



<< Albert, don't tell God what to do >>


-Niels Bohr

If these were posted above, sorry, i didn't read the whole thread

 

[Crystal Bay]

If it Floats,..Fuxs,..or Flies it is cheaper to rent...Unknown

 

[potatoo]

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

&quot;Carpe Diem&quot;(Sp?)...seize the day - Robin Williams in The Dead Poet's Society. This was one of the best movies I have seen. Made a lot of sense back in the day.

SDC

 

[Marauder-]

&quot;What's a nubian?&quot;

 

[kru]

lol @ marauder

chasing amy is one of my all-time favorite movies

that whole spiel about a strong black role model was hilarious...

 

[AznMaverick]

&quot;Nothing is either good or bad but thinking makes it so&quot;

--Hamlet

 

[typersakimoto]

&quot;i am god bow to me&quot;

 

[gooseman]

Chance favors the prepared mind.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

 

[aa_koch]

&quot;Thank God I'm an Atheist.&quot;
- Luis Bunel

 

[Degenerate]

hanpan, nice one

 

[typersakimoto]

&quot;guns don't kill people.... people kill people&quot; - dmx, from romeo must die


that is the dumbest thing i have heard

 

[cherrytwist]

&quot;Sticking feathers up your butt,&quot; Tyler says, &quot;does not make you a chicken.&quot;

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

How about....

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN! (as hand pumps up and down hitting desk...to emphasize each syllable)- Slick Willie

-and-

No new Taxes! - Was it Daddy BUSH (or just about every politician)

Hey....you didn't say 'Most meaningful or awe-inspiring quote'

SDC

 

[Nil]

&quot;Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.&quot;

Wasn't it &quot;Watery tarts going around flinging swords....&quot; or something like that?

 

[GasX]

different part of the same conversation.

 

[Zorba]

&quot;Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.&quot; - Mark Twain

&quot;I never let schooling interfere with my education.&quot; - Mark Twain

&quot;If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.&quot; - Mark Twain

&quot;A person gets used to being alone, but break it just for one day and you have to get used to it again, all over from the beginning&quot; - Illusions - Richard Bach

&quot;Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.&quot; - Illusions - Richard Bach

&quot;1. Training in an airplane can be hazardous.
2. When the unexpected occurs, take appropriate action in a timely fashion.
3. If at all possible, be lucky.&quot; - A.L. Ueltschi (Founder/CEO of FlightSafety)

&quot;Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.&quot; - Michael Sinz

That is enough for now . I have a 17 page file full of quotes, if anyone wants to trade send me a PM .