post the lamest fb status update you can find

[Nohr]

"I'm going to give you a little tidbit of information don't ever get peppermint oil in your eye unless you wont to cry."

 

[anothermacuser]

"DMV today and OF COURSE I picked the slowest line"

"Doesn't understand why Staten Island always smells like SHIT! Ugh. Hate bein ova here"

 

[Jeff7]

The only two Facebook status updates I see within the last 24hrs:
"Sometimes you just need two handfuls. I need two handfuls"

"...... every actions has a reaction..."


This now concludes my bimonthly Facebook login.

 

[AVAFREAK182]

Prayer tomorrow morning at the high school at 7:20am in the band hallway prayer is awesome, be there.

 

[meltdown75]

is the energizer bunny of emails, texting and facepage. you can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me.

 

[moshquerade]

I was hoping you saw that.

MADHAPPY BURN!

 

[meltdown75]

"Whoa Nelly!"

"Happy Hump Day! It's what you make of it "

 

[meltdown75]

I was hoping you saw that.

MADHAPPY BURN!

"Happy Hump Day" .... lol

 

[Jeff7]

Prayer tomorrow morning at the high school at 7:20am in the band hallway prayer is awesome, be there.

Every time I see or hear "be there" in that context, I immediately think of Stanley Spadowski saying it in UHF.

"Be there!....huh huh...yeah"

 

[meltdown75]

i think of Adam Sandler.

"yeah alright, i'll see you guys there! PFFFFFFFFFT"