post the lamest fb status update you can find

[meltdown75]

get laid, please

bah. i'll take the Pepsi challenge against you any day. go troll elsewhere, please.

 

[acheron]

"is bored"

 

[HardcoreRobot]

heres a challenge, post any UNlame status update you can find

 

[meltdown75]

heres a challenge, post any UNlame status update you can find

here's a challenge: GTFO

 

[HardcoreRobot]

here's a challenge: GTFO

sorry for killing your thread lol

 

[meltdown75]

it's alright man. it's only a thread

 

[DT4K]

heres a challenge, post any UNlame status update you can find

This one's the most un-lame I can find:
"A Big Fuck U to Poker Yup Full Blown F Fuckin Bomb Fuck U Too Fuck It Fuckety Fuck Fuck Fuck in 140 In Forty Fuckin Characters Fuck You 2!!!"

Posted by my buddy while intoxicated and after getting his ass kicked in our weekly poker game.


As for lame ones:
"French Toast for breakfast".

Dude, you're my bud and all, but I don't give a fuck what you had for breakfast.

 

[ChAoTiCpInOy]

I hate when people put facebook statuses that are just asking for attention.

 

[jme5343]

Put this on your status if you know someone who has or had cancer! I wish that in 2010 there is a CURE! I hope and wish for a cure. 93% WON'T Copy and Paste this, will YOU for just one hour?

I don't understand what people think this accomplishes. So what if you post it for an hour. It's not like people aren't already aware of cancer and the effects of the disease.

 

[KeithTalent]

I don't understand what people think this accomplishes. So what if you post it for an hour. It's not like people aren't already aware of cancer and the effects of the disease.

What is this "cancer" you speak of. :hmm:

KT

 

[DT4K]

I hate when people put facebook statuses that are just asking for attention.

Yep, I've got some attention whores on my friends list too.
Some examples:

"Puzzled..."
"Taking it all in"
"Not sure what to do"

Translation:
I'm lonely and needy and want as many people as possible to ask me about my life, so I'll feel important and liked.

 

[bobdole369]

Please stop twitching, eyelid.

 

[GiggleGirl]

"life is hard but god's love is amazing"


i "lololol'd" to that person's status

 

[Viper0329]

Not the lamest, but I chuckled.

"I called it from the beginning: Saints and Colts Superbowl '10. Sean the Baptist and Breezus turned the indestructible man into whine and will fight off the horsemen to finish off this apocalyptic season."

 

[Cookie]

Similar to some posted above...

"Please put this on your status if you know someone (or are related to someone) who is gay. My wish for 2010 is that people will understand that being gay is not a disease: people who are gay are not looking for a cure but for ACCEPTANCE.... 93% won't Copy and Paste this. Will you make this your status for at least one hour?"

First comment below it... "You mean "happy", right?"

 

[moshquerade]

is the energizer bunny of emails, texting and facepage. you can't stop me, you can only hope to contain me.

 

[El Guaraguao]

is this a nef thread?

 

[InflatableBuddha]

"My work computer woke up this morning and decided it wanted to be an airplane. It's now in my office warming up for takeoff."

Actually, I'm surprised he's not an AT member :biggrin:

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Oh, I found a REALLY lame one:

FML

/facepalm

 

[fleabag]

http://www.failbook.com/

best post of the thread... Just as good as "thepeopleofwalmart" website..

 

[PepePeru]

"loves her boyfraaannn"

 

[Crucial]

Isn't there a whole website dedicated to this?

http://www.lamebook.com/

 

[SlitheryDee]

SAINTS PRAYER: Our Drew, who are in New Orleans, hallowed be thy name. Thy bowl will come, it will be won, in Miami as it is in the Dome. Give us this next game, our weekly win and give us many touchdown passes, but do not let others pass against us. Lead us not into frustration, but deliver us to the Super Bowl. AMEN! Who Dat!

 

[edro]

Its time to show the world that more of us support our troops then don't!!! If you support our troops then post this as your status and leave it there for at least an hour!! And if you don't support our troops then ... Please feel free to stand in front of them. God bless our troops

 

[clamum]

"I'm miles from where you are, I lay down on the cold ground..I pray that something picks me up"

Typical emo garbage.