Post things you suck at

[Mayne]

I make terrible over-easy eggs and scrambled eggs. Also threads.

 

[Kaido]

Going to bed early. Absolutely awful at it. Then I'm stuck being tired all the time

 

[lxskllr]

Art. Pretty much any art. Music, painting/drawing, pottery, putting bumper stickers on straight... whatever. I can hack together functional stuff, but making things pretty is beyond me.

 

[highland145]

Sucking.


But your Mom.....

 

[Mayne]

Sucking.


But your Mom.....

My Mom died 18 years ago..very early..

 

[kn51]

Basically handwriting. And the one that really bothers me for some odd reason since my sweet mom got on me about...my signature.

No two of them are alike but I should care more about it.

 

[Mayne]

I tried using a pen the other day to write stuff. Not a good thing.

 

[brianmanahan]

relationships

 

[KMFJD]

wakeboarding, my record for staying upright might be 5 seconds

 

[local]

caring

 

[Exterous]

I suck at not being awesome

 

[skull]

Basically handwriting. And the one that really bothers me for some odd reason since my sweet mom got on me about...my signature.

No two of them are alike but I should care more about it.

Mines always a scribble too and never the same. The lady at the dmv goes sir you sure you don't want to redo that its going to be on your license the next 4 years. I'm like redo what, she goes your signature, nah thats my signature its good.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Math. It just never clicked for me. I can barely do basic math in my head. I can do it fine on paper, until it starts to get complicated then I'm bound to make a mistake somewhere. I can understand concepts but then throw in a curve ball and I'm lost.

It's one thing I'd like to actually get good at since lot of stuff I'm interested in like science, physics, electronics and other tech stuff are strong on math. I'll understand concepts but don't ask me to calculate any of it. That is why I went the computer science route and not electrical engineering. I kinda wanted to be an electrician as a kid and I kind of aimed towards that until I found out all the math required to pass the courses.

 

[whm1974]

Picking up Women...

 

[Herr Kutz]

Picking up Women...

Don't go for the fatties. Easier to pick up.

 

[whm1974]

Don't go for the fatties. Easier to pick up.

That is just gross.

 

[purbeast0]

Dancing, but I'm white so it's expected. I still dance at clubs and weddings and shit but I know I suck at it but don't care. I'm also not very good at knowing what clothes match with what sometimes, so I always ask my wife about that kinda shit cause she's into it.

Oh I also suck at holding my breath, which blows when I'm snorkeling and swim down cause I can hardly stay down for shit. If I swim down like 20-25 feet I can only look at stuff down there for like 3-5 seconds because I suck at holding my breath.

 

[Darwin333]

That is just gross.

That depends on how drunk you are and/or how hard up you are.

 

[whm1974]

That depends on how drunk you are and/or how hard up you are.

I have never been that drunk, and certainly not extremely desperate enough either. So thing for servicing old ladies, and I consider women past their mid 30's to to by too old for doing that sort thing.

 

[Kaido]

wakeboarding, my record for staying upright might be 5 seconds

Get yourself an Indo Board! I use mine all the time:

https://indoboard.com/

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

I make terrible over-easy eggs and scrambled eggs. Also threads.

I can understand over-easy or sunny side up eggs. I'm horrible about not cooking the yolk all the way through....

But scrambled? How the hell do you fuck that up? Mix the egg in a bowl, dump it into the pan and push it around with a spatula. How is that difficult? There is no undercook and overcooking takes a lot of screw ups to happen.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Dancing, but I'm white so it's expected. I still dance at clubs and weddings and shit but I know I suck at it but don't care. I'm also not very good at knowing what clothes match with what sometimes, so I always ask my wife about that kinda shit cause she's into it.

Oh I also suck at holding my breath, which blows when I'm snorkeling and swim down cause I can hardly stay down for shit. If I swim down like 20-25 feet I can only look at stuff down there for like 3-5 seconds because I suck at holding my breath.

One thing I love about myself is that regardless of how much I ever drink - you will never get me to dance. I will pass out on the floor flat on my face before you get me to make stupid moves. Awesome trait to have - knowing that drunkeness != stupid actions that you normally wouldn't do.

 

[Chaotic42]

Drawing
Dancing
Running
Dealing with kids

 

[Carson Dyle]

The Decathlon. Playing the oboe. Designing suspension bridges. I think that's about it.

 

[Carson Dyle]

I can understand over-easy or sunny side up eggs. I'm horrible about not cooking the yolk all the way through....

Wait. You try to cook the yolk all the way through? Or you try not to?

I can't see how improperly cooking the yolk would be possible with an up egg. With an over easy/medium egg, you can probably f**k it up, but you have to try pretty hard.

But scrambled? How the hell do you fuck that up? Mix the egg in a bowl, dump it into the pan and push it around with a spatula. How is that difficult? There is no undercook and overcooking takes a lot of screw ups to happen.

Scrambled eggs are much more difficult. Anyone can throw eggs in a pan, scratch them around and cook them, but that doesn't mean they have a clue how to make good scrambled eggs.