Post your favorite SIMPSONS quotes

[Koenigsegg]

Lionel Hutz: Uh oh, we drew Judge Schneider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: Really?!
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

 

[KLin]

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/sounds/goggles_nothing.wav

 

[KK]

Eat my shorts

 

[dighn]

tastes like burning
the goggles do nothing!!

 

[anxi80]

pretty much anything lionel hutz says, especially the original post.

 

[mindwreck]

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
Lionel Hutz: Uh oh, we drew Judge Schneider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: Really?!
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'.

rofl i remember that episode

 

[aidanjm]

"You are Lisa Simpson".

Does anyone here remember what episode this came from?

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
"You are Lisa Simpson".

Does anyone here remember what episode this came from?

episode title: lisa's substitute
episode name: 7F19 (season 2, 19th episode of the season out of 22)

 

[xSkyDrAx]

hi supernintendo chalmers! im learnding!

 

[Alkesh]

Homer: Marge I've done worst things than this. There was the gun I hid from you, sueing the church, ruining Lisa's wedding in the future. Remember that?

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: aidanjm
"You are Lisa Simpson".

Does anyone here remember what episode this came from?

episode title: lisa's substitute
episode name: 7F19 (season 2, 19th episode of the season out of 22)

There's another one too, the one where Maggie is thought to be smart and Simon Cowell is on the show.

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: Alkesh
Homer: Marge I've done worst things than this. There was the gun I hid from you, sueing the church, ruining Lisa's wedding in the future. Remember that?

:laugh:

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
There's another one too, the one where Maggie is thought to be smart and Simon Cowell is on the show.

i remember that episode, but i refuse to acknowledge any episodes after the show "jumped the shark". but ill still buy them when they eventually come out on dvd. damn the completest in me. stupid matrix sequels taking up valuable dvd shelf real estate.

 

[MoPHo]

Bart: APRIL FO--*EXPLOSION*

when bart shakes homer's beer can for like 8 days straight and even puts it in a paint can shaker.

 

[Stumps]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

Homer's yearbook

 

[Bateluer]

"No meat? What do they eat, lightbulbs?"

Oh, and Homer's 'Confession' in the same episode.

 

[UncleWai]

Extended warranty? How can I lose?

 

[amdhunter]

doh

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: aidanjm
"You are Lisa Simpson".

Does anyone here remember what episode this came from?

episode title: lisa's substitute
episode name: 7F19 (season 2, 19th episode of the season out of 22)

did you google on that, or did you remember it cos you loved the episode?

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
There's another one too, the one where Maggie is thought to be smart and Simon Cowell is on the show.

i remember that episode, but i refuse to acknowledge any episodes after the show "jumped the shark". but ill still buy them when they eventually come out on dvd. damn the completest in me. stupid matrix sequels taking up valuable dvd shelf real estate.

when did the show "jump the shark", in your opinion?

 

[Bateluer]

"I can make Oppie-Os!"

 

[Sheepathon]

PINCHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[hawkeye81x]

Other than the common Ralph-isms...

Abe:
-I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me.

-We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

(used to be able to quote the latter verbatim)...

 

[Lounatik]

" Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such films as : "P is for Psycho" and "The Presidents Neck is Missing""

"I'll stop sucking........later!"

You see that car? There were two built, one for me and the other for Steven Spielberg and then they killed the guy who built them.
Lenny: Wow, I'd hate to be in that union.

Cmon Marge,its uterus,not uteryou.

The scene I laugh the hardest is the one where Lionel Hutz is defending Marge for shoplifting and he has Apu on the stand and he asks Apu what color tie he is wearing, After a minute of struggling with his back turned, Apu can tell him what color and type of knot is in the tie. Then Lionel finally gets the tie off and says: "I'm not wearing any tie at all" to which the crowd gasps and Apu says "Oh, perhaps I was mistaken"

I literally laugh til I cry whenver I see that.


Peace


Lounatik

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Lounatik
" Hi, I'm Troy McClure, you may remember me from such films as : "P is for Psycho" and "The Presidents Neck is Missing""

"I'll stop sucking........later!"

You see that car? There were two built, one for me and the other for Steven Spielberg and then they killed the guy who built them.
Lenny: Wow, I'd hate to be in that union.

Cmon Marge,its uterus,not uteryou.

The scene I laugh the hardest is the one where Lionel Hutz is defending Marge for shoplifting and he has Apu on the stand and he asks Apu what color tie he is wearing, After a minute of struggling with his back turned, Apu can tell him what color and type of knot is in the tie. Then Lionel finally gets the tie off and says: "I'm not wearing any tie at all" to which the crowd gasps and Apu says "Oh, perhaps I was mistaken"

I literally laugh til I cry whenver I see that.


Peace


Lounatik

What episode was that?