Post your ridiculous dreams

[SteveGrabowski]

So last night I dreamed I was back in 7th grade but still my current age and it was the first day of school. As I'm walking to class in the morning after the first bell I bump into Louis CK and ask him what classes he has and he can't figure out his schedule. But I see he has Ms Moore for math and I say man she's smoking hot, but then I remember she'd be in her 50s now and I was picturing what 25 year old Ms Moore looked like when I went to school there in the early 1990s. Then Louis says this is stupid, why are we even in 7th grade again, and I say well I'm fucking 45 I can just go walk out and nobody can say anything so let's just go to the park next door and buy some weed. Then we're high as fuck and walk to Chuck E Cheeses to play arcade games and I find a Pacman game that doesn't have a normal joystick or buttons but instead you pee on the controls in different directions to move Pacman. Then I woke up having pissed the bed. OK not that last part, but I did go to the toilet and piss like a racehorse upon waking up.

 

[Red Squirrel]

It's freaky, I get very similar dreams often, where it's basically 1st day of school, or early in the school year, and I'm going back as an adult, and all my friends are there too. Typically the dreams for me revolve around not remembering where my locker is or what my combo is. But sometimes also not remembering where a class is. Or leaving class to go to the bathroom then not knowing how to get back. Lately when I get these dreams, I'm actually back in college, and they seem to revolve more around going to the cafeteria with friends to order food and go sit down. Some also involve being on the bus. But in general, get a lot of dreams related to school.

I had one where Bob Barker was doing a presentation at our class, but I was spending so much time trying to figure out my locker combination that by the time I got there the class was over and he was leaving, but I met up with him and shook his hand. That dream was so random.

I also have a version of these dreams where I'm sitting in class and then I get a sudden realization that I don't remember the last time I've been to math class. Then I'm fumbling in my zip up binder that I keep all my misc stuff in, trying to find my schedule to figure out when that class is, because it occurs to me that I have been just following everyone in my class and maybe they don't have math but I do. I eventually wakeup, and I'll be lying in bed still half asleep thinking "wait, when *IS* the last time I went to math? Oh wait, I'm done school now."

I seem to go lucid in these now, where I'll be trying to figure out my combination and be like "this is similar to those dreams I always get. Maybe this is actually a dream too?" In one of those dreams I broke the lock with my bare hands, then realized I was in a dream and like "Screw going to class I'm just going to explore" and started to wander into restricted areas like the boiler room.

 

[thestrangebrew1]

I had a dream the Buffalo Bills lost to the Kansas City Chiefs for some reason last night. I was all bummed out about it, even though I'm obviously a 9ers fan. I'm a Bills fan too, only because Allen's from the town down the street from me but def. not a die hard. Pretty random...

 

[SteveGrabowski]

I also have a version of these dreams where I'm sitting in class and then I get a sudden realization that I don't remember the last time I've been to math class. Then I'm fumbling in my zip up binder that I keep all my misc stuff in, trying to find my schedule to figure out when that class is, because it occurs to me that I have been just following everyone in my class and maybe they don't have math but I do. I eventually wakeup, and I'll be lying in bed still half asleep thinking "wait, when *IS* the last time I went to math? Oh wait, I'm done school now."

Maybe a couple years ago I had one I'm in math class in 9th grade and I'm thinking WTF am I doing sitting in freshman algebra for when I have literally done half the problems in Lang's Algebra and almost certainly know way more algebra than the teacher. Lang is a really difficult first year graduate level book that I bought for fun because I was bored with the textbook we were using in my undergrad algebra sequence (Dummitt & Foote).

 

[IBMJunkman]

I have been retired for 10 years. I recently have had dreams about things that happened at my employer prior to the one I retired from. 20 years ago.

 

[Muse]

I had a dream in which I asked myself if I was dreaming and the answer was that it was ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN that I was NOT DREAMING. But I was.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Mine just flat make no sense at all.

One recently ....

Traveling with three or four other people. One needs to stop for cash, so we hit an ATM. Message come up on screen about a problem with the account and the person needs to go inside. That ends up taking hours. The rest of us are stuck because that's the one driving. We're all wandering around and get separated. For some reason, I'm walking all through the very much larger than normal bank branch looking for the one person. But I'm walking freely behind the teller line, in and out of offices without question. A few times I see the person, but can't get to them to make contact to find out what the problem is.

Next thing, I'm in a cafeteria line and people are pushing and shoving to get to whatever is in the heat trays.



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Another finds me on a hill top among several houses with flood waters rising fast. But there are only about six people from among all the house in the whole area. Then it looks like we can see out over the snow caps of other 'hills' as the water suddenly dropps like somebody pulled a a giant drain plug.


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Quite a long time ago, I had one where I was driving down a road and found myself driving inside a building. Not crashing through a wall or anything, just like fully normal between the desks as people waved.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

Last night I dreamed I had one of those kiddie toy cars you ride around the back yard except I modified mine so I could drive it at 55 mph and I took it out on the expressway. Don't really remember much else from it. I think it may have been my niece's pink Barbie car but I don't quite remember. I do remember thinking this is kind of dangerous driving this little thing on I-35.

 

[SteveGrabowski]

This is a long time ago, but one of my weirdest dreams was when I was in college and Jimmy Carter was coming to give a talk. So I dreamed that my roommate and I were eating breakfast tacos at a place in Oakland and then he points out the window and says oh that's MC Hammer's mansion. So I look and it's huge, then come back and see Jimmy Carter in the corner calmly eating his breakfast taco. Except he was in red sequined Hammer pants and matching outfit.

Picture Jimmy Carter in a shirt just like this one Gradey Dick wore at the NBA draft and with matching pants except they were Hammer pants.

Hammer pants:

 

[SteveGrabowski]

So here's a weird one. I dreamed I had a jungle gym in my backyard and I was hanging maybe 6 or 7 Dirk Nowitzki Mavs jerseys on hangers off it. And then my little 7 year-old nephew was saying wow uncle you have a lot of Dirk Nowitzki jerseys as in the dream his favorite thing to wear was Dirk Nowitzki Mav jerseys (he doesn't care about basketball in real life though). But instead of 41 all the Dirk jerseys had the number 5. Then my 5 year-old niece was sitting on the jungle gym with a box of brightly colored blue, red, green, etc dolphin shaped fruit snacks she was sharing with me. I think the #5 on the Dirk jerseys is because that's Stephon Castle's number and he's probably the non-Wemby Spurs rookie I have been most excited about since Kawhi Leonard in 2011. And the dolphin fruit snacks refer to the time I took my niece on a boat trip to see dolphins at South Padre Island a year or so ago. Also probably have to give some credit to the codeine I took last night thanks to a kidney stone creeping up on me.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Some kind of crime thing.

The person (me?) was apparently some kind of deputy and had walked in on something. Two other officers had been killed and this one somehow survived. The rest of it was the scene afterwards and more people arriving, but no one was really helping this one, who was harmed somehow, but not bad. Then it drifts off to a small store of some kind serving up lunches ....