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dds14u

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Feb 24, 2004
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Originally posted by: chuckywang
My friend told me that when he was an intern at Microsoft, he would go take a dump on the toilet and he would hear the little Pocket Outlook "New Mail" sound from the stall beside his.

LOL.

HAHA I know that sound all too well.
 

chuckywang

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
my wife's lappy gets hot on the bottom when running for a while. i'm thinking if i had to bring it into the sh1tter, it would be too hot to set on my legs?

let's hear from the pros.

Actually, the hot temperature might stimulate your bowels, providing a more streamlined sh!t.
 

RossMAN

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Feb 24, 2000
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Originally posted by: Freejack2
I'd rather read a good magazine while on the toilet.

Fixed

I have a stack of 20 magazines, mostly computers/cars/news
 

Quasmo

Diamond Member
Jul 7, 2004
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my friend ALWAYS text messages me when hes taking a dump... just a simple text, "Im pooping"
 

meltdown75

Lifer
Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Freejack2
I'd rather read a good magazine while on the toilet.

Fixed

I have a stack of 20 magazines, mostly computers/cars/news

Reading a nice new magazine on the sh1tter. Does it get any better?
 

manohartvs

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Jun 8, 2005
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Originally posted by: chuckywang
My friend told me that when he was an intern at Microsoft, he would go take a dump in the toilet and he would hear the little Pocket Outlook "New Mail" sound from the stall beside his.

LOL.

HAHAHAHAH

"You've got mail....*faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrt*.......you have no more new messages".

"Your mailbox size is over the limit" = Oops...time to take another dump.
 

RossMAN

Grand Nagus
Feb 24, 2000
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Freejack2
I'd rather read a good magazine while on the toilet.

Fixed

I have a stack of 20 magazines, mostly computers/cars/news

Reading a nice new magazine on the sh1tter. Does it get any better?

No it doesn't!
 

KingPhil

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Apr 27, 2000
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I am <pushing, face turning red..> right <toot toot, squirt> now <plop, water splashes up on butt>....................... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH <wipes> <flush>

Just kiddin
 
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