Powerball jackpot at $400 million - Oops! $1.5 billion - $40 mil

[sportage]

Powerball. The odds....?
I didn't win, but I did get a letter in the mail that I'm Ross Perot's illegitimate son.
Something about drugs, sex and rock & roll in his early days. And my mom.
And to top it off, I'm in the will.

 

[Imp]

Supposedly 3 winners now. Oh noes, only $500 million each or something.

 

[MustISO]

I know people in CA and FL so hopefully a close friend or relative won

 

[Mai72]

I don't need millions. Just the love and support from fellow ATOTers will do.

I feel like I'm already a millionaire!

 

[Charmonium]

Supposedly 3 winners now. Oh noes, only $500 million each or something.

How can I be expected to build a lair under a volcano for only $500M. Do you have any idea what construction costs are like?

 

[CraKaJaX]

Son of a bitch. Back to work today.

 

[sdifox]

Son of a bitch. Back to work today.

Chin up. Even if you won you still have to be at work today to clean out your desk.

 

[eng2d2]

Did big pool in florida win?

 

[allisolm]

Winners from Chino Hills, California; Munford, Tennessee; and Melbourne Beach, Florida

 

[CraKaJaX]

Chin up. Even if you won you still have to be at work today to clean out your desk.

False. I have nothing that can't be replaced at my desk at work. This all came with the idea of 'what if' I win the Powerball.....

A pair of drumsticks, a drum pad, a coffee mug, a cell phone charger, an apple, some chapstick, a pair of work boots.

 

[z1ggy]

False. I have nothing that can't be replaced at my desk at work. This all came with the idea of 'what if' I win the Powerball.....

A pair of drumsticks, a drum pad, a coffee mug, a cell phone charger, an apple, some chapstick, a pair of work boots.

Don't forget your gel infused knee pads.

 

[sdifox]

False. I have nothing that can't be replaced at my desk at work. This all came with the idea of 'what if' I win the Powerball.....

A pair of drumsticks, a drum pad, a coffee mug, a cell phone charger, an apple, some chapstick, a pair of work boots.

Need to get the red stapler.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Need to get the red stapler.

I'll take one of each. Hell, I'd even buy one for all you No Lifers except maybe Boomer, cause he's retired and doesn't need it.

 

[JTsyo]

So with three winners it was better to win the last drawing than this one.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Vivi, I think your math is off. Matching the Powerball is worth $4, not $2, etc.

Yeah, The sheet hasn't been updated in a while, it might be 54$ and not $44.

Maybe one of the ticket numbers was typed wrong on the excel sheet?? :'(

I double checked any that had 2 that were correct, and no, they were all entered correctly, even though most were drunk :sneaky:

ViviTheMage, thanks for all of your hard work!!!!

NP! Was fun.

Why does my last gmail from vivi tell me that the message contains things to steal my personal information?

wait, what? I BCC everyone, shouldn't be anything other then your email.

 

[RossMAN]

Why does my last gmail from vivi tell me that the message contains things to steal my personal information?

Relax, mine had the same warning. It was probably due to the spreadsheet attachment.

 

[Phokus]

Winners from Chino Hills, California; Munford, Tennessee; and Melbourne Beach, Florida

Eww, nobody from florida deserves anything good

 

[Phokus]

I don't need millions. Just the love and support from fellow ATOTers will do.

I feel like I'm already a millionaire!

Love and support from ATOT is worth less than my toenail clippings, i want my money!

 

[olds]

How am I going to pay off the last $10 on my K-Mart Layaway?

I've got your back

 

[Krazy4Real]

so how many millions did we end up winning? I was too busy driving around in my brand new Lambo last night to bother keeping up with this thread.

 

[Train]

so how many millions did we end up winning? I was too busy driving around in my brand new Lambo last night to bother keeping up with this thread.

You should have done like my boss, aka "Train" who hired an assistant to keep up with his online presence while doing hookers and blow.

In an act of preserving my job, I told him the details of our winnings were still being worked out, and I'd let him know how much money he is getting as soon as I find out. (technically true, amirite?)

 

[Svnla]

It was fun while it lasted. I won $4 on my personal tickets.

 

[dmcowen674]

For the 900 million drawing I had all 6 numbers including the powerball but of course not on the same line with the powerball twice so got $8. Last night for the 1.6 billion I got 4 numbers including the powerball but not on the same line. Only $4 this time since only had the powerball once this time.

 

[gorcorps]

Hope they don't win!

Tampa buddies form mother of all Powerball pools: $146,000 for 73,000 tickets

That's so much money wasted on still such an insignificant chance of winning.

Even with that many tickets, that only brought their chances of winning to 0.025%

 

[I Saw OJ]

Finally someone won this thing so everyone can STFU about it and we can get on with our normal boring lives.