Practical jokes (revenge) on co-workers

[Cerpin Taxt]

I always liked the idea of transposing the "N" and "M" keys on a person's keyboard. Just pry 'em off, and put 'em back on in swtiched positions. That one will take a while for him to discover, and should thereby give you plenty of opportunity to spectate and chuckle.

 

[DurocShark]

Remove the springs from a couple keys in his keyboard.

 

[Presence]

Dump a lot of tabasco sauce in their chair.

After they have been sitting on it for awhile it will start to burn their anus hole

Least thats what it said in the maxim magazine i read once.

 

[envy me]

Kidnap his family and write him a ransom letter stating that things will happen if he continues his peanut/pencil throwing. Then a week later call him a wuss and tell him it was all a joke.

 

[montanafan]

If you want something mild you could gather up the peanuts, crush them into a powder and fill his jacket or coat pockets with it. Use the dry kind as opposed to the oily ones if you think he would be the type to say that the oily ones ruined his jacket/coat.

He sounds like the type that would want to get even though, so I would consider that before making any sort of move.

 

[iotone]

Originally posted by: Garth
I always liked the idea of transposing the "N" and "M" keys on a person's keyboard. Just pry 'em off, and put 'em back on in swtiched positions. That one will take a while for him to discover, and should thereby give you plenty of opportunity to spectate and chuckle.

i second this... done it before, really gets people who don't touch type.

 

[Atomicus]

Drink cans of Slim Fast during your work day. And let him see it.

 

[Mo0o]

Visine in his coffee. Profit

 

[Shadowknight]

Complain to your mutual boss. There's no revenge/justice like the shock of realizing your behavior is getting you in trouble with the management.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Hmm someone just got fired over stupid stuff so everyone is on their best behavior. I don't want to get him fired, I could though if I wanted to hehe.

 

[The Green Bean]

Invert the keyboard number keys so that they are like the ones on the telephone

 

[VoteQuimby]

Originally posted by: HN
put a picture of him as your desktop wallpaper and then pretend to phap to it, all the while in an under-your-breath-but-still-audible tone keep saying "yeah...throw another one...ohhhh...yeah yeah...hit me right there, on the forehead...mmmmm....yeahhhhhh"

winner

 

[Tiamat]

Open his computer up and unplug the power to his cdrom drive.

Remove one of his ram sticks

Install the keyboard software that allows you to remap the keys - then remap the keys.

set his monitor to output at 47hz

remove one of the casters from his computer chair

turn his computer speakers to max, enable sounds, use your imagination.

 

[The Green Bean]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf
1. Sh!t on your office floor and when someone comes
in and sees it tell them it's the fake rubber kind.
When they try to pick it up and realize that their
hand is full of real sh!t- - laugh and embarrass him

ROFLMAO!!! :laugh:

 

[Shadowknight]

Do the old trick where you take a snapshot of his screen, then set it as his background.

 

[huberm]

go into autocorrect in MS Word and add entries for words used often (ie the, and, it, and don't forget his first and last name). Make it autocorrect to expletives of your choice.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: huberm
come in early one day (before he comes in) and turn one of the drawers in his desk upside down (preferably a file cabinet he uses often). When he opens it, all of the stuff in it will fall on the floor.

hilarious.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: huberm
go into autocorrect in MS Word and add entries for words used often (ie the, and, it, and don't forget his first and last name). Make it autocorrect to expletives of your choice.

Hahahaha, that's good.

 

[badmouse]

Buy a jar of expensive, fancy peanuts. Open the jar, noticably breaking the seal. Close the jar badly. Put a nice ribbon/bow on it. Give it to your co-worker. Tell him they are FINE, they're just normal peanuts, he he he. Laugh oddly. Insist that they are perfectly normal peanuts. Go ahead, try one. Insist.

Spend the day telling people to try his jar of peanuts. Ha ha.

He'll never figure out what you did to them.

edit: spelling

 

Originally posted by: HN
put a picture of him as your desktop wallpaper and then pretend to phap to it, all the while in an under-your-breath-but-still-audible tone keep saying "yeah...throw another one...ohhhh...yeah yeah...hit me right there, on the forehead...mmmmm....yeahhhhhh"

I vote for this.

 

[darkxshade]

Put a gay porn magazine and lube in his draw. Standby with a camera and take tons of shots of him taking it out, make copies, distribute to co-workers.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Tiamat

turn his computer speakers to max, enable sounds, use your imagination.

I forgot all about that one...
make it a lengthy porno type of audio, replace the window's default sound sound for closing a program (or something), make it very difficult for him to change the volume.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: ColdFusion718
I need some suggestions--ones that won't get me fired.

This guy, who sits across from me, keeps throwing pennies and peanuts at me. Ever since we replaced some of our cubicle walls with ones that have see-through glass, he has been aiming those projectiles and hitting me on the forehead.

I want revenge, got any suggestions that won't get me fired? I can think of some pretty terrible things but nothing mild. Help me out here

Here's a good practical joke: grow some balls

 

[Aquaman]

1. call HR
2. claim sexual harassment
3. ....
4. profit

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

Whatever happened to that file you would send in an email (or use as a link) that, when opened, would turn your sound all the way up and start screaming 'LOOK AT ME, I LOOKING AT GAY PORN' over and over? Now THAT would be funny as hell. Maybe switch the link to MS Word or MS Excel to point to that file and watch the embarassment ensue :evil: