Prank to pull on my girlfriend

krunchykrome

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Dec 28, 2003
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So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.
 

JohnAn2112

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May 8, 2003
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So I guess in a few days you'll post a thread on how your GF broke up with you, eh?
 

krunchykrome

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Originally posted by: Hoober
That may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard of...


It's definetly quite a bit of effort, but it would scare the crap out of her and it would be frickin hilarious.
 

jhayx7

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I get up and run towards her and my friend and start laughing.


What do you guys think? Funny? Or will she definetly break up with me. Keep in mind, we have a pretty good relationship and we'll probably be engaged next year.

Not funny at all.
 

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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Not funny. You want to fake your own brutal and violent death infront of someone that cares for you.

Wow...brilliant comedy. You should follow up by calling her mom and saying her daughter was killed in a car accident. That would be a riot too!!!

:|
 

Firebot

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Jul 10, 2005
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And right about when you get stabbed by the attacker, the girlfriend pulls out her handgun, and shoots him in the head. "Thank you constitution"

Idiotic stunts like this never turn out the way you intend...
 

NissanGurl

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Sep 4, 2003
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Don't be suprised if instinct has her knee your friend in the balls as he jumps out if he's anywhere close to you guys. Yes, a retarded prank because she will be pissed if you pull it. One that could accomplish the same concept with out the emotional hell would be giving her one of those fake lottery tickets. You get a reaction, but she hopefully won't want to smack the taste out of your mouth afterwards.
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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The only time I could think of that this would be even remotely appropriate is if you wanted to get her a tazer or somethign and she remained adament about how her "self-defense" training proved she didn't need it.

EDIT: Where are the pics?!
 

Doboji

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It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.
 

NissanGurl

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Originally posted by: Doboji
It's a "Jump to Conclusions mat". You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

LOL....man gotta watch again now :|
 

pontifex

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Dec 5, 2000
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yeah, i'm just thinking of all the things that could go wrong with that.

i would think of soemthing else.
 
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