Prank to pull on my girlfriend

[everman]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

So, here's the setup. I take my girlfriend to the lake at night when it's dark. There are restaurants around and there are walking paths nearby. Anyways, her and I will be walking casually for a little stroll in the path.

My friend will be hiding in the path. He's gonna be dressed in all black with a black mask. He'll also be carrying a fake knife and some fake blood.

Out of nowhere, he'll jump out at me with the knife. Naturally, my gf will stand back and scream and be scared while him and I fake wrestle to the ground. This is where he pretends to stab me and squirts the fake blood everywhere. Then he gets up and walks slowly towards my scared to death girlfriend.

Thats where I discover that she actually has a ccw permit and carries a glock 17 which she uses to blow away my ninja friend, not sure how I never noticed it before

 

[DainBramaged]

This type of thing can cause actual trauma. Really bad idea.

 

[HomeAppraiser]

Originally posted by: swimscubasteve
Why would you want to terrorize your GF?

If you have to ask:disgust:

Why just yesterday I stood frozen for five minutes in zombie pose outside the bathroom my wife was in. I got a cramp in my leg, but hearing my wife scream was well worth it

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: UpgradeFailure
You're an idiot.

 

[MadOni0n]

so is there an ending or what? what happened? and if you are going to do something like this you might as well beat him up instead.. and play yourself as the hero

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Hoober
That may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard of...

Maybe not quite the most retarded thing, but it's up there.


Ooh, ooh, next, while she's taking a shower, throw a hairdryer in to her that's rigged with pyrotechnics so she thinks it's going to kill her. It'll be hilarious!


Next, find a squirrel, open up its skull, and replace your brain with its brain, and enjoy your new intelligence upgrade.




Alternate ending: In an ironic coincidence, someone happens to be hiding in a different bush, ready to disembowel the next person who walks by, which happens to be you. You rush forward, ready to wrestle a friend with a rubber knife, only to find a psycho wielding a real stainless steel blade. Unfortunately, the manner in which this discovery is made happens to be at the exact moment it begins penetrating into your chest. The time that follows gives you time to reflect on the fact that you may, possibly, be just a little bit stupid

 

[aniruddha23]

I just ran this scenario by my girlfriend.

She says if ur gf is the goofy kinds she probably wont break up with u but there is a very good chance that she is gonna be scarred for a while and will get nightmares and all that shiat. One thing for sure u wont be laughing after it over.

peace

 

[her209]

There are other more successful ways of getting a girl "hot" and "bothered".

 

[renaldoriggs]

Shens. Nobody can be stupid enough to think this is a good idea for a prank. I just can't believe anyone would be that stupid.

While I admit I would be amused if I was watching and knew what was going on, there are just so many obvious things that can go wrong that you'd have to be a complete idiot to not realize.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Not funny. You want to fake your own brutal and violent death infront of someone that cares for you.

Wow...brilliant comedy. You should follow up by calling her mom and saying her daughter was killed in a car accident. That would be a riot too!!!

:|

yeah. the experience will be genuinely tramatizing to her. she will not think it was funny, even in retrospect.

it would be a tremendously selfish and mean-spirited thing for you to do.

 

[potato28]

I see yet another YAGT in your future

 

[jgigz]

If the setup is going to be that elaborate then you might as well call up scare tactics because they would be able to make sure nothing else went wrong. Plust thousands of other people would be able to see it

 

[cKGunslinger]

This thread is still alive?

 

[Randum]

whats that quote from billy madison that ends with "every person in the room is now stupidier by what you said" or something.

yes it would be funny, but god damn she would probably feed you in your sleep after that. I think you should reconsider and change it to something like, farting on her or soemthing

 

[imported_Mike]

I don't want to read this entire thread....did he do it? or not?

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: Mike
I don't want to read this entire thread....did he do it? or not?

same here. i saw this thread a few days ago but never clicked on it assuming of its stupidity. but since its crazy hot here i'll do something crazy, but not as crazy as reading all 10 pages. so did he do it? or is he posting YAGT already? "Pulled prank on GF. she now wants to break up... wTF was so wrong???!!!?!?!!1one"

 

[dxkj]

Man, why did you guys have to talk him out of this, it would have been a hilarious read

 

[krunchykrome]

No, I didn't do it. But Im always up for a good prank and Im willing to consider all suggestions.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
No, I didn't do it. But Im always up for a good prank and Im willing to consider all suggestions.

Who do you think you are, Ashton Kutcher?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Hoober
That may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard of...

Tell us how it goes after she decides you are a moron and breaks up with you.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: renaldoriggs
Shens. Nobody can be stupid enough to think this is a good idea for a prank. I just can't believe anyone would be that stupid.

While I admit I would be amused if I was watching and knew what was going on, there are just so many obvious things that can go wrong that you'd have to be a complete idiot to not realize.

You haven't even been here a month, so you don't know the kind of people we've got here.

 

[Noirish]

a cop would happen to be near by and shoot your friend to death.

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: Hoober
That may be the most retarded thing I've ever heard of...

unless your 12