Pranks!

[TheBiggmann]

Ok so about 10 guys from my basketball team all go to this camp together every year and last year one of my friends and I got into pulling pranks on each other (he was on the crapper, i dumped a cooler full of water on him, he shaving creamed my room, etc.) so i'm wondering if you guys have any REALLY good stuff i could pull on him, i have a few ideas but i want something really good. Thanks.

 

[imported_LoKe]

It's just gonna escalate. Better get out now.

 

[TheBiggmann]

Naw, we know our limits, we're not gonna be dicks and ruin something, we were sure we knew boundaries. And what fun is that?

 

[santz]

put whipped cream on his hand, and tickle his nose hehehehhe

 

[bctbct]

Pranks do escalate. I know a guy that cut the mirrors off his brothers truck with a quicky saw. They now have a restraining order against each other.

His brother is a dick so the mirror prank does make me smile.

 

[mugs]

When he's sleeping, have one guy stand on each side of his bed and pull his blanket down so he can't get up, then beat him with a sock full of pennies.

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: mugs
When he's sleeping, have one guy stand on each side of his bed and pull his blanket down so he can't get up, then beat him with a sock full of pennies.

Make sure to aim for the groin area!!

 

[DrPizza]

Remove (carefully) the mechanisms from inside his car doors which allow the door to be opened from the inside. Remove fuse to power windows/handles for windows. (Hilarious to see the look on someone's face when they just realized they're locked in their own car - beware of temperature problems though; NEVER do this if it's a warm sunny day.)

Pranks are 10x funnier when it involves effort and planning. Buckets of water over a bathroom stall door - meh, maybe funny to 12 year olds.

Oh heck, I have dozens upon dozens of good ones, 90% can be found online if you search.

 

[TheBiggmann]

Mugs - We just mess with each another, we don't wanna hurt each other.
DrPizza - it may not be the funniest prank in the world when you think about it, but thats the type of stuff we do, just stupid stuff to kinda annoy each other and make people laugh, totally harmless and simple.

 

[DrPizza]

But, even stupid stuff is funnier if you can make it more elaborate with greater planning. Example from about 15 years ago:

Monday, employee walks in to work, small cup of water lands on his head.
Tuesday, same employee walks in, yet again, the perfect length of string and perfect positioning result in slight dampness - direct hit, but just a small amount of water.
Wednesday, the employee had the day off.
Thursday, employee walks in, small amount of water again.

Friday, employee gets to door, kicks door open spilling small amount of water onto floor. Employee: "Yeah! Who's the man. Who's the man now! You can't fool me any more with your stupid pranks. Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm the man now..." and continued pointing at me talking up a storm as he walked by and went into the office backwards, still talking crap. He didn't see the 2nd string. He probably would have had he been facing forward. 5 gallon bucket of water, about 2/3 full dumps on him as he enters the office.

The entire week of little cups was just a setup for Friday.

 

[TheBiggmann]

Wow that is...awesome lol.

 

[Nik]

lightly sprinkle fish oil in his suitcase

 

[Kwaipie]

My all time favorite prank, Worth the read

 

[Juno]

saran wrap all over the toilet lid. so that your friend's pee would bounce or he'll shit himself up.

edit: or buy a pina colada jello and pour it in the toilet bowl.

 

[TheNinja]

dress up like a pirate and act cool so he'll let his defenses down. then tell him "hey homie, I'm actually a ninja" and proceed to seppukku him. He might not thinks it's funny at the time, but in a few days, he'll probably just laugh about it.

 

[HN]

1 single drop of urine on his pillow.

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
But, even stupid stuff is funnier if you can make it more elaborate with greater planning. Example from about 15 years ago:

Monday, employee walks in to work, small cup of water lands on his head.
Tuesday, same employee walks in, yet again, the perfect length of string and perfect positioning result in slight dampness - direct hit, but just a small amount of water.
Wednesday, the employee had the day off.
Thursday, employee walks in, small amount of water again.

Friday, employee gets to door, kicks door open spilling small amount of water onto floor. Employee: "Yeah! Who's the man. Who's the man now! You can't fool me any more with your stupid pranks. Yeah, that's what I thought. I'm the man now..." and continued pointing at me talking up a storm as he walked by and went into the office backwards, still talking crap. He didn't see the 2nd string. He probably would have had he been facing forward. 5 gallon bucket of water, about 2/3 full dumps on him as he enters the office.

The entire week of little cups was just a setup for Friday.

What if someone else walked in before him?

 

[Running]

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check that one out, it should be pretty good

 

[Darwin333]

1. Buy a few thousand crickets from the bait store.
2. Let all of the crickets loose inside the targets car.
3. Laugh for weeks as he tries to find that one damn cricket that is still making all of that racket.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: Running
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check that one out, it should be pretty good

Love it.

 

[BooGiMaN]

i remember talking to a guy sometime ago and he told me back when he was in the army they played a prank on some of the new guys

they would catch one of them sleeping and they would quicky shove a banana, i think he said in their mouth, and take it out.....when he woke up one of the guys would turn around and pretend to be zipping up his pants....


i was at a loss for words..funny.....yet sick prank

 

[Darwin333]

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i remember talking to a guy sometime ago and he told me back when he was in the army they played a prank on some of the new guys

they would catch one of them sleeping and they would quicky shove a banana, i think he said in their mouth, and take it out.....when he woke up one of the guys would turn around and pretend to be zipping up his pants....


i was at a loss for words..funny.....yet sick prank

Lol. I had a buddy that was a corpsman. The bulk of his job consisted of helping the Dr. give physicals to other soldiers. While the Dr. was performing the "finger waive" the doctor would have one hand on the poor guys shoulder and a finger in the guys rear. The corpsman would sneak up behind the guy and put one of his hands on the guys other shoulder.

As bad as having a man standing behind you with a finger in your rear is, imagine what you would think if you thought both of his hands where on your shoulders during the "procedure".