President Bush attended church today!

[dohyun]

Try this

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Fingers
I was under the impression that Bush went to church regularly.

He does (I think)...that's why this news article is kinda pointless. Why not report that he woke up this morning too?....

Because people don't want to be depressed by bad news?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CNN Inside Politics

Bush takes dump, wipes.

President "not a bidet man."

Do they have bidets in the White House?

I would assume.

What the FVCK is a bidet?

 

[Chaotic42]

I used to be a News Director. Some days are just really, really slow.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: Fingers
I was under the impression that Bush went to church regularly.

He does (I think)...that's why this news article is kinda pointless. Why not report that he woke up this morning too?....

Because in a non-literal sense, he hasn't woken up.

 

[jacob0401]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CNN Inside Politics

Bush takes dump, wipes.

President "not a bidet man."

Do they have bidets in the White House?

I would assume.

What the FVCK is a bidet?

like a spray hose that you use to clean yourself after using the toilet...

 

[isasir]

How the hell did we go from talking about Bush attending church to talking about ass cleaning facilities? (Yes, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i like key lime pie

QUICK!! Tell the press!

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
I guess they ran out of real news to report?

pretty much.

the holiday season is generally a pretty slow time when it comes to political news.

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: isasir
How the hell did we go from talking about Bush attending church to talking about ass cleaning facilities? (Yes, I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere)

I hear President Bush will give you a r.... err nevermind, I better not let that cat out of the bag!

 

[Toastedlightly]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i like key lime pie

:thumbsup:

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Toastedlightly

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i like key lime pie

:thumbsup:

I've never had it, but I hear such good things.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: isasir
How the hell did we go from talking about Bush attending church to talking about ass cleaning facilities?

Easily.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CNN Inside Politics

Bush takes dump, wipes.

President "not a bidet man."

Do they have bidets in the White House?

I would assume.

What the FVCK is a bidet?

Get out of your county much?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: Triumph

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: CNN Inside Politics

Bush takes dump, wipes.

President "not a bidet man."

Do they have bidets in the White House?

I would assume.

What the FVCK is a bidet?

Get out of your county much?

Apparently, he really does live in Hickville, Maryland.