President.....Who?

[Macamus Prime]

Palin, because Iran is long over due for an invasion.

 

[Nebor]

Palin, because Iran is long over due for an invasion.

Fuck. Yeah.

You're a little late though. We already pulled all of our heavy equipment out of Iraq! :'(

 

[ichy]

Colin Powell
John Huntsman
Gary Johson
Sen. Jim Webb

As you can see from Johnson & Huntsman I'm a fan of the types of Republicans who're too centrist/reasonable to ever get the GOP nomination.

 

[Macamus Prime]

Fuck. Yeah.

You're a little late though. We already pulled all of our heavy equipment out of Iraq! :'(

No, it all works out; now we can hire more merchants of death to bring the heavy equipment BACK into the region.

 

[classy]

President.....Who?

Come 20 JAN 2013 who would you like to see become the 45th President of these United States?

Do not limit yourself to those that are actually running. But, do limit yourself to those that are eligible, i.e., no dead people.

I'll start:

Allen West.

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Hilary Clinton

 

[airdata]

Palin w\ Bachmann as VP.

Let the apocalypse commence.

 

[a777pilot]

Hilary Clinton

Run, Hillary, run!

 

[werepossum]

Condoliza Rice.

 

[ichy]

Condoliza Rice.

Our first lesbian president?

 

[werepossum]

Our first lesbian president?

Possibly. Hey, lesbians are hot. And I'm pretty sure that a lesbian politician would point with her finger rather than doing that idiotic-looking thumb pointing that other politicians do.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Chas Bono

After he/she wins dancing with the stars

 

[GoPackGo]

The person I'd pick,George Carlin, is dead. But truly it doesn't seem to matter anymore...politics in Washington is so toxic and none of today's politicians seem to truly care about the state of the nation or its citizens anymore.

 

[Atreus21]

Paul Ryan.

 

[werepossum]

Chas Bono

After he/she wins dancing with the stars

In these tough economic times, America needs austerity in all things, including leadership, and I can be my own First Lady! Plus, I don't even use my whole name, how cheap is that? Vote Chas, the best man- um, wo- um, genetically human bloboid for the job!

 

[Yreka]

Barry Sanders.

Fixed that for ya

 

[MovingTarget]

Ah yes, President Who, along with Vice President Dick Cheney:

 

[BurnItDwn]

I would vote for Hellen Keller, because deaf, blind, and dead, she would still do a better job than most Republicans and Democrats.

 

[werepossum]

i would vote for hellen keller, because deaf, blind, and dead, she would still do a better job than most republicans and democrats.

lol +1

 

[Jeffg010]

Snopp Dog there be hoes for everyone.

 

[BurnItDwn]

lol +1

Her only weakness is that she can't drive.

 

[YoungGun21]

If I had said those things about our current President I would be banned from this site for being a racist.

LOL!

Newsflash:

You're a racist.

 

[ElFenix]

Her only weakness is that she can't drive.

you're president, what do you need to drive for?

 

[a777pilot]

Newsflash:

You're a racist.

Prove it or fuck off.

 

[YoungGun21]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32223562&postcount=15
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32159086&postcount=19
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32158935&postcount=14
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32160021&postcount=3

And this last one is for the lulz
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=32153227&postcount=27

These are all just the past 2-3 weeks, and I didn't even take all of them.

So...fuck off.

 

[BurnItDwn]

you're president, what do you need to drive for?

I agree, It's not really relevant to her ability to be a president, after all, Hillary also can't drive, and I think she maybe would have had the balls to actually stand up against the republicans.....