Presidential Debate #1

[Jhhnn]

"I can hardly wait."

 

[iRONic]

Ohman... I can't subject my fam to that orange turd onscreen for 90 minutes.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

This household will be watching it in its entirety, and we will be inebriated.

 

[Fenixgoon]

This household will be watching it in its entirety, and we will be inebriated.

I pray for your livers

 

[purbeast0]

I am watching the whole thing strictly for teh lulz.

I am pretty sure this is the one night in the past 2 months where there hasn't been an NBA or NFL game on so the timing couldn't be more perfect. And then again tomorrow we start with the NBA, then NFL Thursday, etc.

 

[hal2kilo]

I am watching the whole thing strictly for teh lulz.

I am pretty sure this is the one night in the past 2 months where there hasn't been an NBA or NFL game on so the timing couldn't be more perfect. And then again tomorrow we start with the NBA, then NFL Thursday, etc.

No baseball game to escape to, Mariners are out.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

I pray for your livers

So far gone, they've been canonized and buried inside a fancy sepulcher in a pretty white box with gold filigree.

 

[K1052]

Saw a CBS poll about why people are watching the debate and 6% was people still making up their mind.

Thats...a pretty low number but still consistent with public polling about the election.

 

[brycejones]

Saw a CBS poll about why people are watching the debate and 6% was people still making up their mind.

Thats...a pretty low number but still consistent with public polling about the election.

On Fox: only 6% haven’t decided to vote for Trump.

 

[DisarmedDespot]

I can't wait for this historically inconsequential face-off.

Seriously, the election's so stable the only motion will be if one of them actually dies onstage. the only people undecided are absolute potatoes.

 

[purbeast0]

No baseball game to escape to, Mariners are out.

Baseball and hockey don't exist unless the Nats or Caps are in it.

 

[Jhhnn]

Saw a CBS poll about why people are watching the debate and 6% was people still making up their mind.

Thats...a pretty low number but still consistent with public polling about the election.

The people who still imagine that Trump could be who they wanted him to be if only he could. Such high hopes. They're trying to keep faith but it's really hard, you know?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I’ll admit it... I laughed.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1311063374420160515

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Okay - so who has the drinking game rules for tonight?

If no one has one we gotta start making them.

I'll start: Anytime Biden says "C'mon man" you have to take a shot.

 

[MtnMan]

I can no longer listen to Trump, his voice, his cadence, the fact everything he fucking says is a fucking lie.

I have a new 65" 4K TV, and I don't trust my self control to not shoot his image on the screen.

 

[MtnMan]

Saw a CBS poll about why people are watching the debate and 6% was people still making up their mind.

Thats...a pretty low number but still consistent with public polling about the election.

Did they just wake from a 4 year long coma, just arrive from 1950 via time travel. How the fuck can someone be 'undecided' at this point.

 

[Moonbeam]

When given pictures to view liberals like ones of pretty things whereas conservatives get transfixed by pictures of horror. I am sure they will love the debate and won't be able to take their eyes off Trump. May I be the first to venture that Fox News will say it was a slaughter. Poor poor senile Biden.

The TV is on in the other room and all I hear is advise about how Biden should act. Millions of words and worries on how to be in a room with Trump and not step in dog shit.

'My dear fellow Americans, I come here tonight with an unpleasant task, to show you the difference between a turd throwing ape and a person your children can respect. I would not be here otherwise, trust me. For your sake I will endure the stink.'

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Okay - so who has the drinking game rules for tonight?

If no one has one we gotta start making them.

I'll start: Anytime Biden says "C'mon man" you have to take a shot.

Malarkey has to be on there. Believe me. People are saying. And of course, fake news.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Malarkey has to be on there. Believe me. People are saying. And of course, fake news.

Malarkey? Really I didn't hear that one that much from him.

Fake news you will probably be shitfaced quarter of the way through.

Anyhow starting off right with some Chimay.

 

[Jaskalas]

I can't wait for this historically inconsequential face-off.

Seriously, the election's so stable the only motion will be if one of them actually dies onstage. the only people undecided are absolute potatoes.

I think that would improve Trump's polling numbers.

 

[VRAMdemon]

Malarkey has to be on there. Believe me. People are saying. And of course, fake news.

And don't forget adjective “beautiful” to describe something that would never be thought of in that way - i.e. big, ‘beautiful’ healthcare. And “disaster” - I'm going with if you take “disaster” you will be in the ER for alcohol poisoning within 30 minutes.

 

[ultimatebob]

I'm expecting this debate to devolve into a shouting match pretty quickly.

Who knows, when it's all over people might be pulling up their Biden and Trump yard signs and putting up these instead

 

[Jaskalas]

I'm expecting this debate to devolve into a shouting match pretty quickly.

Who knows, when it's all over people might be pulling up their Biden and Trump yard signs and putting up these instead

It's #2020, meteor has a fairly good chance I'd say.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

This one looks pretty decent

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Seems appropriate ever since his interview where he said the wrong name heh...