taxidermy is for woodland creatures, not loved ones.
I am to be propped up in a bar with a beer in my hand while everyone drinks and tells stories about what a son of a bitch I was.
I have some beer handy, do you mind if we start the story telling early? :sneaky:
Meh, I'll be cremated and there will be a party afterwards with Heaven's On Fire playing full blast to kick it off. Then a sensible cheese plate and accompanying wines will be served, or chips and beer, haven't decided yet. :hmm:
KT
pretty nifty wake.
Dude. Shiner, i am sooo stealing that gif. :cheers;
If he was wearing a helmet he might not be the star at the funeral.
Or is this considered a troll post?
I didn't read the story. I guess what they say about assumptions is true.Since he was shot and killed, it's an odd post...
Meh, I'll be cremated and there will be a party afterwards with Heaven's On Fire playing full blast to kick it off. Then a sensible cheese plate and accompanying wines will be served, or chips and beer, haven't decided yet. :hmm:
KT
weirdest cremation story I heard at the funeral home:
Football coach is cremated, and per his request, his ashes are stuffed into a football. He gets tossed around a few times at his wake.
I'd rather get a motion sensor rigged up to play a recording of me saying "BOO!" and make me pop out of the casket.