Printer problem at the office just turned into a major predicament...

[Leros]

I have a game. How many reams of paper can fit into the mysterious cavity inside the printer?

 

[sdifox]

My guess is someone rerouted the printer's ip to the shredder.

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: sdifox
My guess is someone rerouted the printer's ip to the shredder.

TCP/IP based shredder? That's a new one!

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: sdifox
My guess is someone rerouted the printer's ip to the shredder.

TCP/IP based shredder? That's a new one!

You seriously expected me to be serious in an arcadio thread?

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: sdifox
My guess is someone rerouted the printer's ip to the shredder.

TCP/IP based shredder? That's a new one!

You seriously expected me to be serious in an arcadio thread?

No, but man it got me thinking of the possibilities. How many do you think the gov't would order?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: sdifox
My guess is someone rerouted the printer's ip to the shredder.

TCP/IP based shredder? That's a new one!

You seriously expected me to be serious in an arcadio thread?

No, but man it got me thinking of the possibilities. How many do you think the gov't would order?

lol, here is an ad banner for ya

print + shred in one convenient step!

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: sdifox

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: sdifox
My guess is someone rerouted the printer's ip to the shredder.

TCP/IP based shredder? That's a new one!

You seriously expected me to be serious in an arcadio thread?

No, but man it got me thinking of the possibilities. How many do you think the gov't would order?

I think the patent for those is still held by Arthur Andersen...

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: bobross419
This thread is fucking retarded and all bullshit.

This thread is the awesomest thing to happen to ATOT since 2005.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: bobross419
This thread is fucking retarded and all bullshit.

It's an Arcadio thread. What else would it be? Serious? Not fucking likely.

 

[SagaLore]

I think you should proceed to insert your head, and see where you end up.

 

[AreaCode707]

So here's what you do next.

Type up a letter to "the other side" and, while all the suits are busy in their office, print it to the trans-dimensional printer. Anandtech can help you write the letter. You could start it like this:

"Dear toner creatures from otherworld x,
We come in peace. Stop stealing our fvcking paper! Serious thread."

....Next?

 

[SunnyD]

Please, for the love of dog, don't EVER reproduce.

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707
So here's what you do next.

Type up a letter to "the other side" and, while all the suits are busy in their office, print it to the trans-dimensional printer. Anandtech can help you write the letter. You could start it like this:

"Dear toner creatures from otherworld x,
We come in peace. Stop stealing our fvcking paper! Serious thread."

....Next?

...If you MUST take something, I hear there's a bunch of IP-based shredder's over there ---->

 

[Arcadio]

BRB... my boss wants to talk to us about the printer.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: bobross419
This thread is fucking retarded and all bullshit.

This thread is the awesomest thing to happen to ATOT since 2005.

Aww, I :heart: you too

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
BRB... my boss wants to talk to us about the printer.

HURRY!! You're needed here.

Full updates when you return

 

[HardcoreRobot]

printer + shredder + govt = comedy genius

 

[SunnyD]

Next post in this thread by Arcadio:

Originally posted by: Arcadio
Okay, I can't say anything further about the printer. The men in suits I've never seen before have left, and a bunch of guys in clean room suits I've never seen before have come and removed the printer, replacing it with a new HP unit. Wait a sec, someone just yelled "Watch the birdie!" Looks like some sort of pen.

 

[Arcadio]

UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

:| Ban. Now. Reason: Fucking moronity.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Major shens. I closed up all the gates weeks ago, as per Obama's requests.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Booo. Going all Warehouse 13 on us takes the fun out of the thread. Obvious silliness > obvious fiction.

 

[Barfo]

Last update is LAME.

 

[fulltilt39]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Booo. Going all Warehouse 13 on us takes the fun out of the thread. Obvious silliness > obvious fiction.

BFT. You had me till wormhole/gateway I'm so disappointed in you.

 

[Crono]

Originally posted by: AreaCode707

Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:

Me and my co-workers just talked to our boss about the problem with the printer. It turns out that the sheets of paper found this morning in the output tray of the printer were not sent from anyone in this office. They didn't come from this building either. According to the strange people who talked to my boss this morning, those sheets of paper didn't even come from this Universe at all. It turns out that those strange-looking people who talked to my boss this morning are actually theoretical physicists. They looked at the evidence and deduced (using scientific methodology, of course) that there is a wormhole/gateway inside the printer that connects this Universe with a parallel Universe very, very similar to ours.

Now, I know this is pretty weird, but like I said before it is technically possible. I suspected this all along. Of course, I'm going to try to get more evidence of what's going on. I especially want to look at the papers that appeared in the output tray of the printer this morning....

Booo. Going all Warehouse 13 on us takes the fun out of the thread. Obvious silliness > obvious fiction.

You know what would be fun? If he suddenly stopped posting after the original post.
Yeah, that would have made this thread the most epic ever.

Hang on, it could still work, Arcadio. I bet it you just stopped posting right now, you would be legendary. Yeah. People would be all like, "what happened to Arcadio?", and everyone would be like, "he got sucked into a black hole or something, and posted the craziest thread of all time". You can do it, Arcadio!

Quick, everyone, post in agreement!