Originally posted by: JRich
Originally posted by: KLin
Anyone that knows anything would know that Canon imageRunners have a tendency to "eat" paper - well usually caused by some dumbass sending a job that has almost the entire page black - it's too much toner and sticks to the imaging drum, and subsequent papers continue to roll up around the drum. I have seen a few dozen pages stuck on some models. Eventually it will jam.
And the tech is a moron because it's obvious if you just open the damned thing.
Courtesy of OdiN
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Originally posted by: Kadarin
You guys need to watch more Fringe. Clearly, the print jobs are printing out on the same printer that exists in an alternate reality version of the OP's office.
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Originally posted by: FoBoT
the paper is returning to the paper tray from whence it came
I think I should mention that I work in a software development company, so we are all good at problem-solving. The paper is not returning to the paper tray from whence it came.
Originally posted by: KLin
Anyone that knows anything would know that Canon imageRunners have a tendency to "eat" paper - well usually caused by some dumbass sending a job that has almost the entire page black - it's too much toner and sticks to the imaging drum, and subsequent papers continue to roll up around the drum. I have seen a few dozen pages stuck on some models. Eventually it will jam.
And the tech is a moron because it's obvious if you just open the damned thing.
Courtesy of OdiN
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Update? Did you find the source of the anomaly?
Originally posted by: Arcadio
Some of my co-workers think the paper is jammed inside the printer somewhere, but right now that's an impossibility since there is no physical space for so much paper to fit in it. Some of the more superstitious co-workers think it's "possessed" or something like that. I don't know if they're joking... but one of those co-workers just left the office and said she was never coming back...
Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:
Ok.. this morning when I came to work, my co-workers told me that this morning my boss found a bunch of printed sheets in the output tray of the printer. At first my boss thought that those were the missing sheets from yesterday, but after carefully reviewing them, it was determined that those sheets were not sent to the printer by any of us. Basically those sheets somehow appeared in the output tray of the printer overnight, and none of us actually sent them to the printer. Talk about weird. Right now my boss is talking to some people I've never seen before in one of the conference rooms. Our boss told us not to sent any more print jobs to the weird printer, but we actually did, and it is still eating up the paper sheets....
The weird thing is that my boss' assistant told us that my boss decided not to call any more tech support people. Not even from Canon itself. So I wonder who those people in the conference room are. There is something weird about them...
Originally posted by: JD50
Can you give us a description of the people that he's talking to? Is one of them a younger looking black man with big ears, and his partner an older white man with a bit of a southern drawl?
Originally posted by: SunnyD
This thread was actually entertaining until Arcadio pretended to understand anything about quantum physics.
I say keep feeding it paper till it explodes. I truly don't think Canon is in the business of making stargates.
Originally posted by: Arcadio
UPDATE:
Ok.. this morning when I came to work, my co-workers told me that this morning my boss found a bunch of printed sheets in the output tray of the printer. At first my boss thought that those were the missing sheets from yesterday, but after carefully reviewing them, it was determined that those sheets were not sent to the printer by any of us. Basically those sheets somehow appeared in the output tray of the printer overnight, and none of us actually sent them to the printer. Talk about weird. Right now my boss is talking to some people I've never seen before in one of the conference rooms. Our boss told us not to sent any more print jobs to the weird printer, but we actually did, and it is still eating up the paper sheets....
The weird thing is that my boss' assistant told us that my boss decided not to call any more tech support people. Not even from Canon itself. So I wonder who those people in the conference room are. There is something weird about them...
Originally posted by: JD50
They will probably hold up something that looks like a pen and ask you to stare at it for a minute. REFUSE!