Is this the 'stupid loaders' thread, or the 'admit to being a stupid loader' thread? Howabout I do both at once.
Quite a while ago, someone bought about 40 sheets of 4' by 12' sheetrock and wanted it on top of their van in the roof rack. They are about 70 lbs each or so and a rack is MAYBE rated for 500 lbs. After arguing with the guy and management telling me to do it, I put them up there with the fork. He even got up there and strapped them down. I was very suprised that he actually made it out of the parking lot when the van rolled on it's side when he turned out of the lot.
The pallet of concrete in the back of a S10 pickup was also popular. IIRC, max rated was what, 1200 lbs? And you want me to put 56 eighty lbs bags in it? What are you, stupid? Sure, sign this thing and I will put it in there. *crunch* I think I personally broke a half dozen vehicles by overloading them when I was told to. Ripped the tailgate off one with a bunk of 2x4's, snapped axles, etc. Was always a fun day.
I am also not immune. I had a pallet of concrete board in my truck (about 6000 lbs). The forklift driver wouldn't let me drive the fork, and couldn't get the load all the way against the front of the bed and it ended up about 1 foot from the front. I strapped it down so it wouldn't fly away or slide backwards and snap the tailgate off. But I did not secure it from moving forward because I ran out of 5 ton straps. A jackass postman driving a postal jeep backed out of a blind driveway right in front of me. There was oncoming traffic, so all I could do was slam on the brakes. The load slammed into the front of the bed and caved it in; I thought the truck behind me had actually hit me. It was jarring, but I didn't destroy the postal truck.