How adorable, making jabs at me regarding going for a cheap shave of which I haven't. How are those blind assertions that you're forming in your convoluted mind process working out for you?
You poor soul, I bet you can't even afford a decent razor. How's the foreclosure (In Florida) coming along?
If you get a chance to come around my area, I'll maybe let you shine my shoes.
I'm feeling charitable and will tip you well boy. I may also show you around and you may get the gist of what some hard work will earn you.