- Feb 14, 2004
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Went to grocery store. Walked over to onion section in the produce aisle. Dude ahead of me is filling up his basket with onions. Wait my turn. Said dude is taking awhile. Courtesy patience is wearing off. Peek over his shoulder. See the dude literally manhandling every single onion with both hands. Every. Single. One.
By this time, a girl had shown up next to me to get onions too. I glance at her and she is just as horrified. We both just stare, frozen, as this dude, for lack of a better term, fondles the entire bin of onions. Exactly what you just pictured is what happened with every single onion in the bin. I'm talking like 30 onions. It was like a trainwreck.
I don't know what to make of this. I've never seen anything like it. I didn't have a pre-programmed response for this behavior. Do you ask the guy to stop germing up the produce? Do you talk to a manager? I mean, what the crap?! Rofl. Needless to say, I decided not to get onions that day.
Wash your produce, people
By this time, a girl had shown up next to me to get onions too. I glance at her and she is just as horrified. We both just stare, frozen, as this dude, for lack of a better term, fondles the entire bin of onions. Exactly what you just pictured is what happened with every single onion in the bin. I'm talking like 30 onions. It was like a trainwreck.
I don't know what to make of this. I've never seen anything like it. I didn't have a pre-programmed response for this behavior. Do you ask the guy to stop germing up the produce? Do you talk to a manager? I mean, what the crap?! Rofl. Needless to say, I decided not to get onions that day.
Wash your produce, people